Spiderson and Irondad one shots. (Requests Closed)

The Avenger at Disney

Let's just think, if the Avengers with Loki and Fury went to Disney what do you think would happen? I would think they would Feak out over their doubles that walk around to take pictures with people around the park? I know Thor would. He would be like 'I see your worthy as well impersonator! Let's fight it out to see who is the ture king of Asgard!' And Loki is low-key  (hheh) filming it while laughing.

That's what I think. It's wired I know.

Well hope you enjoy!

          "WE'RE HERE WE'RE HERE!!! UNCLE LOKI WE'RE FINALLY HERE!!!" Peter Parker or more like Stark said jumping up and down looking at the gate to Disney.
            "I doubt this place can make your dreams come true... I mean who says that?!" Loki said. "Go to Asgard! That's a place were you can see your dreams!" He crossed his arms.
              "Stop being a bring down Brother! I think it's gonna be fun!" Thor said with a smile.

Tony thought it would be a good idea to take the team to Disneyland  (I'm so use to saying Disneyworld) just so they can take a break from crime-fighting for awhile.

Tony and Steve got the backpacks, Nat and Clint have the titckes and fast passes, Bruce just wrote down how meany people were with them just in case they lose anyone, Peter, Loki, and Thor where talking about the Park it's self.
         "I just don't see how a mortal Park can make your dreams come ture! I mean look at those mice!" Loki said pointing to Micky and Minnie Mouse on the sign.
           "But Uncle Loki! You get to ride rides, and eat food that make your belly all warm and fuzzy, and meet characters such as Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, goofy, Pluto, Chip and Dale, oh oh! All the Disney princesses! I can't wait to met Ariel!! He even have some people walking around the rest of the Avengers!!!" Peter said with a smile. Loki had some shine in his eyes when Peter said Disney princesses.
              "Okay..." Loki said looking at the Park.
              "Okay crew!" Tony said clapping his hands. "We have all week passes so for each day we visit each Park! Today we will be in the Magic Kingdom, you'll be giving a buddy so  stick with them, don't get lost. These buddies will change throughout the week." Tony smiled. "Bruce can you list off partners for today?" Bruce nodded. 
             "Thor and Tony are toghter, Natasha and Clint, Steve and Peter and Loki, and I'll go with Tony so I can keep him out of trouble!" Bruce looked at his watch. "We'll meet at the castle for lunch, so set phones or watches for 12:30. If you just so happened to get separated from your buddy, click your watch or Phone and F.R.I.D.A.Y will tell you were you can meet." Everyone nodded.
             "Let's have some fun!!" Peter yelled and he dragged Steve and Loki over to some rides. They laughed at the boy. Natasha was in her black widow suit so she and Clint went to the gift shop to buy more comfortable clothing, Thor, Tony, and Bruce went around to check out some stuff.

- a little later -

                "Loki put the knife away!" Peter said as he tried dragging the god away from a child who took the last Micky mouse shape lollipop.
               "He took the most delicious thing in the world! He must pay!!" Loki said Steve picked him up and put him over his shoulder. "I am the Prince of Asgard! I will not be treated like a child!"
                   "Loki you're acting like Peter when he can't get his math or whatever right..." Steve said Peter gave him a face offencive look. 
                    "I'm not that aggressive!" Peter said. Steve looked at him.
                    "Peter, last time you threw a coffee machine at Clint and Tony and yelled 'Fu*k it! I don't need school I'm the fu*king son of Tony fu*king Stark, try me bi*ch!' And walked away." Steve said as he put Loki down next to carousel. Peter looked away.
                    "In my offense I've seen dad rage to much..." Peter said. Steve just sighed and shook his head.
                    "Loki you do know you don't look that threatening with the Mouse ears on? And why did you choose Iron man ones?" Clint said walking over to them. Loki sighed.
                     "twas the spider-child who picked them out... I lost a bet to him..." Loki looked down in shame. Clint just laughed. "Where's Nat?" Loki crossed his arms.
                      "Getting me a churro! We have three hours to kill anyway." Clint said. Steve gave a wired look and check his watch.