Spiderson and Irondad one shots. (Requests Closed)

Maniac

I really don't know, I really like the song Maniac by Conan Grey. I mean I LOVE IT. I'm singing all the time in my head and doing a small little dance with it. Anyway, this is just a Rogue Avengers one. I've only done one of these so why not do another one.

Thank you and enjoy.

Peter didn't understand why Tony was Freaking out, Harley had his arm wrapped around Peter's waist, they we're on the couch while Tony was in the kitchen. Peter has his head on Harley's chest listening to his heart beat, then the elevator dinged, both boys looked over to see a group of people. Tony was talking to them, Harley sighed as he knew who they were, he stood up and picked up his small bean. He wrapped Peter in a blanket like a burrito, and carried him to his room.
                "Don't do anything I would do, especially don't do anything I wouldn't do!" Tony yelled at Harley who just flipped him off.
                  "You're just gonna let him do that to you Tones?" Steve asked, Tony sighed.
                    "I love Harley and Harley loves me, he just hates it when I call him out about my Son's relationship with him." Tony said walking to the kitchen. He was kinda calm now, knowing Peter is in his room with Harley, the Avengers went to the Living room and sat down, Tony got water, juice, and Coffee for them.
                   "So you just got a son after our fall out?" Clint asked, Tony rolled his eyes, Strange was somewhere in the universe doing things for the past week, so It was just Tony.
                     "No, Me and Strange got Peter when he was about four months old, after the battle of New York. I kept him hidden from everyone." Tony said, "then Harley came in about three months before our fight." Tony sat down, Steve's heart broke.
                       "So. What we had?" Steve asked.
                       "Don't get me wrong Rogers, you are cute, but Strange knew everything. He was okay as long as you didn't do anything stupid. He was kinda having a kick out of it." Tony said, "but what we had wasn't... okay to me. I didn't want to hurt you, you lost everything and plus, if my dad was alive he would kill me if I didn't say yes to a date with the famous Captain America." Tony took a sip of his water.
                        "Where's the alcohol? I know you have it somewhere Stark." Sam asked looking around. Tony laughed.
                         "Threw it out, Peter and Stephen hated it here. Well mainly Stephen he didn't want our son getting into my old habits. I mean... he stays up all night either working on school work or him and Harley are having a movie night." Tony smiled at the memory he had of walking in on the two having a movie night, Peter was asleep in Harley's arms, and Harley was just sat there watching 'Solo: a Star Wars story' and eating popcorn.
                             "But you're a drunk." Nat said Not believing what Tony is saying. Probably feeling betrayed, she knew him a long time, never knew he had a husband and kid. To her, Tony Stark was a drunk playboy, who never ever went near a kid. He wouldn't even touch them, but him raising a kid. That was new.
                             "Not really, me and Stephen talked a lot before the avengers came along, I would put on a act so him and Peter would be safe, yes I took a few girls home but once they saw Stephen and Peter they left. Scared out of their minds." Tony said, "I didn't really like that life. Now it's just me and my family." Tony smiled, Harley walked out. His hair all messed up.
                           "He's asleep." Harley said. Tony sat back.
                           "I'm hoping you used a condom Keener." Tony said arms crossed.
                          "Oh come on Old man, of course I use a condom, but you and Strange really need to get sound poof walls." Harley said.
                           "Uh huh, yeah well me and Strange-"
                          "Dad Don't finish that.. ya not gonna-" Peter yawns a bit, "win." Peter rubbed his eyes of sleep, he wore Harley's big t-shirt, and hello kitty pj pants.
                            "You my darlin' are supposed to be asleep, you didn't get much sleep last night." Harley said pulling him close. Peter gave him a sleepy smile, Harley kissed Peter's temple, Tony smiled at the two.
                             "Why..." Sam asked, "why have a kid and not tell us? Why lie to us about your life?" The other nodded. Steve sighed.
                             "Guys please. Tony probably has a good reason-"
                            "Steve! He lied to you!" Nat said.
                             "And I did to, I didn't tell him about his parents it's only fair! Yes, he had a family that I might've taken away from him! But it's only fair. we all lied and betrayed him." Steve said, Wanda was getting fed up with everything.
                             "We had a reason Steve! We had a reason to turn our backs on Stark! He locked me up in the compound, told you to sign the accords, hell he almost killed You and Bucky in Siberia." She said, Peter was now more awake, the looked around, Harley held him close knowing he'll try and keep his dad safe.
                              "Dad didn't try and Kill Bucky and Steve! Steve lodged his shield in Dad's arc reactor, when me and Pops got there Dad was barley alive! And after all that... Dad still forgave Bucky... Steve I don't know, but he forgave Bucky." Peter said, he tried getting out of Harley's arms.
                         "Steve wouldn't do that kid! How about you go back to your real parents." Sam said, Tony and Harley froze, tears threatened to fall down Peter's face.
                            "What did you just say?" Everyone turned to see Strange standing there, he had blood coming from his nose, Tony covered his mouth at how beaten up Stephen looked. Sam stared the sorcerer supreme down.
                            "He should go back to his real parents! It's clear that you and Stark can't take care of a kid! You guys are heroes!" Sam growled, he and strange was now close together.
                             "Me and Tony are great parents, we care for him, and if me or him are busy Saving the world or bored meetings, Pepper or Rhodey watches Peter, Sometimes even Harley." Strange said, "we are his real parents, we're his only parents. We raised him since he was four months old. We love him so much that I would kick you out if you land one hand on him." Strange growled out.
                             "Then teach him to respect his veterans and elders." Sam said, Strange stared down at him.
                              "We do, it just seems that he just hates you." Strange said, then he broke his gaze on Sam to Look at his son. "Harley how about you take Peter too the mall or the Store me and Tony got it from here." Harley nodded and turned Peter around wiping away his tears, and kissed his head.
                              "Why do you baby him? He's a teen?" Clint asked, Strange walked over to Tony.
"So? Peter is a special type of Teen, he's sweet, kind, and caring. You guys come and just destroy the little light in his eyes." Strange said. Steve looked down, Bucky was quiet most of the fighting, Tony sighed.
"Guys... please. Stark is being kind and letting us live here with his family. At least be kind back and stop fighting." Bucky said, Strange looked at Bucky. "Sorry.."
"It's fine." Strange said. "James is right, at least be a little bit generous! Tony didn't really want you guys here, I mean he's putting our son in danger and he knew about all the back lash he would get. But I told him to let you guys come back." Tony hugged Strange who was shaking in anger.
                          "We can go back to shield." Steve said, Strange shook his head, Steve gave him a weird look. "I slept with your Husband... you shouldn't be nice to me. I almost killed him too..." Steve rubbed the back of his neck.
                           "But you and Bucky are the only ones who stand up for Tony. yes, I'm a little mad about the whole killing part, But sleeping with Tony? Do you know how many men Tony brought home when I wasn't at home?" Strange laughed, "when he was part of the Avengers me and him were on a small break. I knew everything he did while he was living with you guys to make sure that he didn't do anything he would regret." Strange smiled. "Tony tells me a lot about you." Steve looked down a bit red.
                  "Umm... thanks?" Steve said, it was more like a question.
                   "You and Bucky can stay the others go back to shield." Strange said, "now if you excuse us me and Tony have a dinner to get to." Strange took Tony's arm and they walked off.