Spiderson and Irondad one shots. (Requests Closed)

5 time Peter kept the Avengers awake And 1 time they kept him awake

I've never done this before, and I'm sorry If it sucks. Enjoy, and here have a sprite 🥤.

1.
Tony walked into the kitchen, bags under his eyes, and hair a mess. Nat looked at him, she almost spit out her coffee, she gulped it down.
"What happened to you?" Nat asked as Tony went to the fridge, he took out a banana, then closed the door, he turned to look at his old time friend.
"Peter, Peter is what happened." She gave him a weird look, he sighed, and sat down next to her. Then started telling her what happened the night before.

It was dark in the lab, Tony had a lap on while he worked on paper work, he sighed as he signed another paper. "Fri turn on something, I don't care, Wait! Turn on the Peter cam, so I know what's he's not doing anything stupid in his sleep..." Friday pulled up a hologram, he saw Peter asleep in his bed, or so he thought. Tony smiled, he went back to work, then there was a crash.

"CHAMPAGNE COCAINE GASOLINE AND MOST THINGS IN BETWEEN!! I ROME THE CITY IN A SHOPPING CART!!" Was yelled through out the hallway, and the clapping of pans, Tony sighed.
"PETER BENJAMIN PARKER!" Was yelled out, the rest of the avengers sighed, and went back to bed, as Peter screamed 'panic at the disco' don't threaten me with a good time on the top of his lungs.

"I'm never giving Peter sugar EVER again." Tony put his head in the table. Then Sam walked in, it looked like he was attacked by a rabid chipmunk, he had a worried look in his face.
"Hey, I think some one gave Peter coffee, he's running down the halls and quoting vines... that's what I got out..." Bucky ran into the kitchen Peter climbed on the wall, his eyes small, and a scary smirk.
"YoU wAnNa SaY tHaT aGaIn BOOMER?!" Peter screeched. Tony sighed and grabbed a spray bottle.

2.
"DOUBLE BUBBLE DISO QUEEN HEADED TO THE GUILLOTINE LET ME BE YOUR KILLER KING!" Peter yelled out once again, Steve sighed, got all the Avengers up, and dragged them (well Tony had to be literally dragged out by the foot) into the living room.
             "Okay, Who gave Peter candy before bed?" Steve said, "I'm not mad, I just wanna know." Everyone looked at each other.
              "TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS, CHAMPAGNE POURING OVER US! TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS!!" Peter and Bucky screeched.
                 "It was Bucky." Tony said, "he also gave him coffee once, that was horrifying... ya know I'm still cleaning glitter from the ceiling!"
                    "Okay... don't panic, we will fix this... I hope." Steve said.
                     "To late! I'm panicking." Clint said, "Peter and Bucky on a sugar high is bad!" Everyone nodded.

3.

"EVERYONE DONT FREAK OUT!" Loki yelled out, everyone got out of there rooms, tiredness in their body language.
"What happened loki?" Tony asked.
"It seems young Stark has gotten his hands on a phone..." Loki said, "I lost him... and-"
               "You are my fire. My one desire!"
                "And might've hacked Friday..." Loki said.   
                  "TELL ME WHY!" Peter screeched. "CANT STOP ME NOW BOOMERS!!! IM KING OF THE FU*KING WORLD!! LOKI IS MY QUEEN! IMMA MERRY HIM AND WERE GONNA RULE ASGARD!"
"Thing is... he's with MJ." Loki said, "Did I forget to mention that young Stark also had some caffeine?" Loki laughed, then ran as the avengers chased him around the tower and 4 am.

4

"PETER DAMMIT!!!" Tony yelled, "GO TO BED!!" Tony was trying to put Peter to bed, but the boy wouldn't, he always ended up in Tony's bed, and he wasn't having it. "I have a big day tomorrow I can't have you here!" Tony pulled Peter by the foot, Peter was yelling, and saying no.
"NOO!!!" Peter yelled. Tony gave up, and let Peter stay in the bed. He sighed and slept on the bed with Peter kicking him at times. The next morning everyone didn't want to say anything, and Peter made his way to school.
"I'm so done with this..."

5.
         "Sorry not sorry about what I said! Imma just tryin' to have some fun! Don't worry, don't worry don't lose your head, I didn't mean to hurt anyone!" Peter sang as he hung from the ceiling, "LOL say oh well or Go to hell!" Peter then drank his cup of chocolate milk. Tony and the Avengers stared at him.
"Peter please... it's 3 am... I wanna go to sleep." Tony said. Peter smirked at all the Avengers.
"I guess pay back is a bi*ch huh?" Peter said. They all stared at him. "Hum... let me set the Scene."

6.

"THATS IT! I WANT A DIVORCE AND IM TAKING PETER WITH ME!" Tony yelled at Steve who had a smirk on his face. It was game night, someone wanted to play monopoly. (I'll let you guess who that was. I'll give ya a hint they are sitting in the corner with a smug look on their face and their green eyes shinned with mischief.)
"Tony calm down. It's just a game." Nat said. Tony looked at her.
"Just a game? That mother fu*ker just made me go to jail! Do you know how much money I have! I can sue your a*s Rogers. I saw that Barns!" Tony said, Peter started to pack up the game, he was very tried since it was about 12 o'clock at night, and he had some healing bruises from both Flash and a wanna be bad guy.
"Saw What?" Bucky asked a small smirk on his face.
"Giving my husband heart eyes! You have Samantha over there!" Steve laughed at Sam's nickname.
"I'm not a girl Stark!" Sam said.
"You sure do act like one! You also scream like a girl! That's how we all know you're a fu*king bottom!" Tony said, Sam looked at Bucky who was looking down at the floor, red faced.
"I mean he's not wrong." Clint said.
"STARK IS A POWER BOTTOM!" Sam yelled.
"How dare you!" Tony said. "Banner and Thor don't even have sex!"
"Okay that's went way to far!" Bruce said. Thor was just sitting next to Bruce eating a poptart, reading a picture book, and trying not to fall asleep like Peter. Who by now is nodding off and Nat started to pick him up and putting on the couch.
"Clint wears Spidey Underpants." Scott said, giggling.
"Wanna do this Lang? Okay. Scott wears pink underwear." Clint said, everyone looked at Scott.
"My kid put her reds with my whites by accident... she didn't know. I'm proud to wear pink underwear!" Scott said. "Nothing bad about a man wearing pink undies."
"Okay... guys let's pack up." Steve said, "or we'll wake up Peter." He pointed to Peter who was sleeping on the couch his head on Nat's lap and feet on Loki's lap.
"No. I want to finish this game first." Clint said, "I wanna see how this goes." He smirked.

- 30 mins -
"FU*K YOU BRANS!" Sam yelled yeeting the bored off the table.
"GLADLY!" Bucky yelled back. That's all it took for Peter to jolt up.
"Huh?" He looked around to see everyone fighting but Loki and Nat, Loki pulled off a fake dollar that was in Peter's face.
"Guys..." Nat said angrily, everyone stoped. "You woke up Peter! Go to bed or I'll kick all your a*ses and you won't wake up til next week!" She growled, she picked up Peter, who put his head in her shoulder, drool was getting on her, but she didn't care less, Loki opened Peter's door and Nat laid Peter in his Star Wars themed blankets, she grabbed a black widow blanket and tucked him in, she kissed his head and walked out while Loki turned in his star lamp. He smiled at all the tiny stars that scattered around the room.

So... yeah... this happened... I'll see ya guys in the next one bye and stay gold~

"That's America's a*s."