Spiderson and Irondad one shots. (Requests Closed)

The Kraft mac and cheese

If you ask someone in the tower why Kraft mac and cheese is banned from the tower. Intern, businessman, scientist, lab assistant, and Avenger they will tell you the same thing. Peter, Wade, Shuri, and Harley then walk away with no further explanation.

This is why. Clint came down to the Intern labs, his hair all smoky, his face covered him black stuff, and a mad look on his face. He went to the printer, slammed a paper on it, and then it started to scan. He was saying things under his breath. He then grabbed a stapler and posted something on all the message boards around the tower.

Never EVER have Peter, Wade, Shuri, and Harley cook you Mac and cheese (Karft). If they have a box, take it from them, throw it out the window, and run. Scream Kraft and hopefully people will understand.

Thank you,
       Clint Barton aka everyone's favorite avenger.

         "Hey Clint?" Tony asked as he walked back into the Avengers living room. "Why is the kitchen on fire?"
           "Peter, Wade, Shuri, and Harley..." and he walked away. Tony sat back sighing. After a few minutes he walked to Peter's room to see the four kids playing Minecraft. (Can't a girl have some fun before school starts?)
              "I'm just gonna ask this once... what happened in the kitchen to make Clint mad?" All of them looked at him.
               "We made Mac and cheese!" Peter said. Tony shook his head.
                "I want the whole story." Tony crossed his arms. Wade and Harley looked at each other then pointed to Peter and Shuri.
                "It was them." They said.
                "Clint said he wanted food and we were as well, so we went to the kitchen, and cooked Mac an cheese... nothing more..." Peter said looking at his dad.
                 "Yeah... why is the kitchen on fire then." Tony asked. Harley looked away.
                 "Harley thought it would be a good idea to bring up the heat so it won't take so long to cook." Wade said. "And..."
                 "And?" Tony asked.
                 "He pulled an Undying..." Shuri said with a smirk.
                 "What?" Tony asked. Peter laughed.
                 "She's a fish character from undertale, her and Papyrus is always make spaghetti, the stove is never the right temp for Undying so she always trying to make a better stove... and so Harley thought if we have to cook the Mac and cheese for 7:30 minutes it would take longer, so he made the stove cook faster as in it only takes 30s to cook the noodles... it didn't go as planned..." Wade said. Shuri was now laughing, rolling around on the floor, dying.
               "All of you can never use the kitchen again understood?" Tony said and walked away.

....

I started school today...

Another year of my teachers saying my last name wrong and telling me to speak in class. Like hell i would ever do that, way out if my zone, like really? I know you want to get to know me more but don't ask me to talk about myself in front of the whole class...

That was just 1st block

By my 5th I was like okay. I have a friend so screw it...

I also have a class where I can make a game, and play games. So that's cool...

Anyway I hope you enjoy whatever this was and I'll see you in the next one bye and Stay Gold~

"That is America'sass."