"DADDY?!" a voice screeches out
"ah shit..." says ShitFace
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ok no i'm joking
A small girl walks up to ShitFace
she has blonde pigtails
"hi JohCat..."
(I have no idea)
"What is that?!" cries Dumbass
"this is my daughter?"
"but...why?"
"Ok..." says ShitFace "here's the story"
" so one day I was walking in the woods and I found this girl crying in the woods. do I took her home and made her my daughter. because she didn't have a family. then my wife, Karen, makes JohCat hate me. so now i am alone and Karen divorced me"
SMACK!!
"oW-" cries out ShitFace
"that's what you get you fucking bitch"!says JohCat
then she gets thanos snapped away
"ahaha— the fuck was that?" says Bobisimo, popping out Dumbass' closet
"Hey Boys, it's everyone's FAVORITE UNCLE!" says a voice
"GET OUTTA MA SWAMP!!!" Screeches Shrek
A/N: another cliffhanger motherfuckers 👉😎👉
