-sorry its been 3 months since i updated i forgot wattpad existed-
At the funeral nobody was crying because everyone hated JohCat.
then Dumbass hopped on his moped and fled cause the funeral was just too awkward.
he zoomed off to JoBo's house. He heard billie eilish playing really loud so he assumed that something was definitely happening.
he threw his moped through the upstairs window and levitated up there. He saw JoBo blasting Billie Eyelash and sobbing into his harry styles body pillow.
"D-dumbass? what do you want?"
Dumbass didn't know what to say actually.
so they just pushed JoBo into the bed and kissed him.
JoBo was so shocked he suffocated and passed out.
"Well fuck what do i do..."
~time skip brought to you by yourself~
is it sketchy to see someone carrying what looks like a dead body on a moped to a church where theres a funeral being held? yes. yes it is.
Dumbass walked in to see some weird things...
Fiona and the vsco girl were making out..
his dads were making out
donkey and farquad were making out- ew
and donkeys wife was making out with ShitFace..
"DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR—"
"oh yeah me" said the thanos spawn
then when JoBo cat was breathing again he hugged dumbass.
Then he knelt down... on one kneee......
and punched dumbass in the balls.
Thanks for reading happy new year hah
