His Hatchet (Ticci Toby X Reader)

22

The smell of breakfast and the sound of voices woke me up. I got off Toby and he woke up.

"D-do you s-smell it t-too?" He asked stretching and twitching.

"Waffles," I say jumping out of the bed.

"I-I'll r-race you," he yelled as he ran out of the door. I smiled and bolted after him. He beat me to the kitchen. Almost all the pastas were gathered in the kitchen piling food onto their plates. Toby grabbed me a plate and we went around and grabbed our food. We went to the living room and watched whatever BEN was watching. I was shocked to see Clockwork missing. She never misses an opportunity to watch her anime or whatever it is.

"Wheres Clockwork?" I ask before shoving another spoonful of food into my mouth.

"Shes on a mission. She had really bad blood lust and needed to get out," Jane said sitting on the floor.

"Oh," I said with a mouth full of food.

"Dont speak with your mouth full of food," Jeff said with a mouthful of food. I chuckled at him.

"Hypocrite," I said after finishing the mouthful.

"You know you cant use bug words around him," BEN said getting up to wash his plate I'm amusing.

"I know what hyp-hupycr-"

"Hypocrite," I said for him.

"Yea I know what that means," Jeff said defending himself.

"Oh yea,?" BEN asked waiting a little longer. Jeff nodded. "Then what's it mean?" BEN smirked devilishly.

"You like food and you eat a lot. Like a hipo," Jeff said with a straight, well as straight as he can get, face. I held back a laugh. "What?" Jeff asked finishing his food. "I'm right arent I?" Jeff seemed proud of himself.

"Hypocrite means you do the same things you frown upon," Jane said shoving food into her mouth. "For example you saying not to eat with your mouth full while your mouth is full of food," she smiles.

"Fuck off," Jeff flipped her off. I broke and started laughing. "What's so funny?" Jeff said upset.

"You think hypocrite means you like food. Like a hippo," I started crying. My sides began to hurt.

"I was close," Jeff said smiling. I started laughing more. He began to laugh with me. I stopped laughing and watched everyone else laugh at how stupid Jeff was, even Jeff himself. LJ walked into the living room with a plate full of candy.

"What's so funny?" He asked me sitting down in his corner.

"Nothing," I snicker. Jeff and BEN left to the kitchen and Jane soon followed.

My smile slowly faded. "W-whats wrong?" Toby asked whilst taking my plate.

"If it doesnt work. I'm going to miss this," I started thinking about how Darkness could kill me instead.

"Itll work," Toby said getting up. "Whatever you have planned I know it will work," I got up and we walked to the kitchen. "Cause whatever it is, y/n thought it up, and y/n is the most clever creepypasta I know," he kissed the top of my head. I smiled at him and he went to the living room again. I went up to my room and grabbed a peice of chalk I found on the stairs.

I started drawing out the cabin and where all I would walk around. Then I positioned where I was to kill Darkness. I had a good map out and it was almost flawless. I'm sure he will lead me around the house and if hes anything like me he will open only the doors on the right and turn right till there are no more doors. I stood at the doorway and looked down at the chalk drawing. I started describing how I would murder him. I would hide a small kitchen knife in my inside hoodie pocket and on the outside hoodie pocket I would have the pictures I got from Slender and the cabin. I held the small kitchen knife in my hand as i knocked on Slenders office door.