~~~Evan's Perspective~~~
I feel guilty, but I can't tell them the truth, it'll hurt them. It'll hurt Zoe. It'll hurt Mr. and Mrs. Murphy and they've been through enou-
"'Sup asshole?" Ah. Jared's here to help me write some emails. "Ev, what are you waiting for? Get in." I hop into Jared's SUV and we hit the road.
After some uncomfortable silence I speak, "Uh so where are we g-going?" "Dude- we're going to the gym. Makes us harder to track." He says nonchalantly. That makes it sound illegal, what we're doing. "So, uh how's (Y/N)?" Jared asks me. "Oh I uh, she's good. Uh, she doesn't know that we're doing this right?" I ask nervously. "Well I mean she was sitting on my lap and we were watching tv.." Jared tells me. "HOLY SHIT- WHAT!?" I can't believe his words. Maybe Christine is right about them..."Chill man, I walked out of the room. She has no idea, as does no one else." "Ok I don't want anyone to know." I admit. "Whatever floats your boat, man." I try to change the topic. "So, uh, you and my sister huh..?" "WhAAaaA? What-what are you talking about?" Jared practically melts in his seat, he still somehow focuses on the road. "What..what do you mean E-Evan?" "I-I mean you guys seem like you kinda got a thing going on. Wh-What I'm trying to say is that y-you guys would be cute together. But J-Jared if you h-hurt my s-sister, I-I'll h-hurt you. L-like b-bad." I tell him. "I-I understAnd..?" The rest of the ride is silent as filler music plays from the radio station.
~~~Time Squip to after "Sincerely Me" and the ride home~~~
"S-So (Y/N) has no idea, correct?" I ask for reassurance. "Yeah dude, she'll never know." He says reassuringly. "Ok, uh thank you for the ride and helping me out." "Yeah no problem dude, tell (Y/N) I said hi!" He yells it loud enough for her to hear. Please don't hear it. "JARED?" (Y/N) yells from her bedroom window. Damnit. "Hey babycakes!" Jared yells back. What. The. Hell. Is. Going. On. "Aww Jarebear, you shouldn't do that while Evan's around." She says to him. "Ok babycakes I shouldn't keep you too long. Goodbye (N/N)! Bye Evan!" Jared says as he drives away. What did I just witness.
~~~(Y/N)'s Perspective~~~
(N/N)🐸: HOLY SHIT. DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE?!
Jarebear🤠
Hell yeah I did! It was fucking golden.
(N/N)🐸: Brooo thanks for setting that up. It was worth it.
Jarebear🤠
I just used what he said to fuck with him,as if we'd actually be like that, bABycAKes.
(N/N)🐸: Hell yeah dude- oop I mean- JArEbEAr. O wait. It wouldn't work like that bc I actually call you Jaredbear.
Jarebear🤠
Whoops🙃
(N/N)🐸: I'm gonna like fucking go so bye, bitch.
Jarebear🤠
I'm gonna eat so like, bye. Tell Evan he's a buzzkill.
(N/N)🐸: Will do, coward. Byee
I shut off my phone and go downstairs to get something to eat. Coincidentally, Mom is downstairs. She looks up from her phone. "Oh hi sweetheart! How are you?" She says sweetly. "I'm good mom." I respond. "That's good. So, I just heard the scene outside followed by Evan walking to his room with his face red, so, like, are you and Jared... dating..?" "God no, Mom. We faked it because Evan asked Jared if we were dating on a car trip and we wanted to mess with him." "Oh ok good- well not good, Jared's a sweetheart, but ugh- I mean that's fun." She nervously spouts. "Coolio. So uh Mom, do we have anything to eat..?" "OH! Yes yes, we have some Trader Joe's dumplings in the freezer,-" "Oh, ok I'll heat those up. Thanks Mom."
After I finish with the dumplings, I head back up to my room and call Jared. "Yooo? What's up?" "Nothing much, Asshole." I respond to him. "Haha cool, Shitface." (mRs. hAnsEn, wHAT waS tHaT aBOuT jARed BEINg a sWEeTHEaRt?) "What are you doing, (N/N)?" He asks. "Talking with you, obviously." I respond. "Haha very funny, I'm lonely, I'm bored and my parents aren't home, why don't you come over and spread your legs?" "Ew Jared, you fuckface!" I respond to him "I'm just kidding (N/N). But I am lonely, bored, and my parents aren't home-" I cut him off. "You wanna come over, don't you?" "I wanna come over, yeah." "Then do it, you coward. And bring extra clothes." "Oooh someone's frisky-" "No, dumbass, we have school." I inform him. "Yeah I know, I was just yanking your chain." He tells me as he starts gathering clothes. "Should I bring a pillow?" "Bro you can just sleep in my bed like last time." "Mmkay." He gathers his bag, locks the door, and starts walking over. "Should I go through the door or go through the window like last time?" "Hmmm.. window. My mom's here and so is Evan." "Oooh dude we should prank himmm." Jared excitedly tells me. "No, not really, he's already been pranked enough for today." "Awww ok, fineee (N/N)."
Minutes later he comes a'knocking on my window. "Hello madam, would it be possible for me to hop in thy's bed because thee is lonely as hell and very exhausted." "Haha sure Jarebear." He unpacks his bag in a surprisingly orderly fashion. "Bro, aren't you gonna change into pjs?" I ask curiously. "Oh yeah I uh guess I should do that." "Broski, just fucking change, you're just changing your shirt and pants." "I uh yeah." He changes and then he crawls into the bed. "Good night bitch." I tell him. "Good night asshole." He responds. Then the world fades away as I fall to sleep.
Wow. That kinda sucked. Oh well. Sorry I haven't been uploading. Have a nice day <3
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~Insanely Cool~ (Jared Kleinman x Reader)
FanficA Jared Kleinman x Reader! I've never written a fanfic before so this will be interesting. Also, the art on the cover is mine,so I thought I'd use it!
