You're Not Bad (Reader x Bad sanses)

WATERPARK TIME

"Nightmare!" I called out, and he looked up from his book at me curiously. "What did you do." I smiled innocently at him and said, "All of us wanted to know if you wanted to go somewhere fun!"

Nightmare narrowed his eye at me. 

"I mean. As long as it has nothing to do-" I cut him off. "It has nothing to do with killing or robbing or any bad stuff. It's like an amusement park if you want to call it that."

Nightmare sighed and put his book down, looking at me curiously. "Okay?"

I heard cheering from the hall.

I smiled and said, "Well, come on! We have the car packed already!" I called out and skipped past Horror, who had a frying pan ready to knock Nightmare out. 

And when I heard the sound of metal hitting something, I burst out in laughter that was quickly joined by the others.

"Okay. Come on! Open up a portal to some waterpark and throw him in! I rented a cabin thing at the side of the pool." I said quickly and Horror picked up Nightmare easily, throwing him into a portal that Error opened.

I checked the bag that Killer was carrying, and we were off.

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After about 10 seconds, we were in a little shaded area, and I gawked at the size of this place.

It was surrounded by trees, and weird decorated huts. In the distance, I could faintly make out some really tall water slides. Near us, there was a wide pool... wait.

That's the lazy river. 

Tons of people were riding on tubes, and most of them looked like they were very happy.

"uh, Qwen?" I turned around...

"HOLY FUCK!" I yelled, causing some people to look at us weirdly. 

I quickly pulled the little flap-thing down to stop the staring and looked back at the... humans.

"What the fuck happened to you?!" I exclaimed, and some dude with bandages shrugged. "I don't know. I don't like this human body, though." I looked at them all.

"I can't tell you from anyone else. Can you introduce yourself?" I asked them, and one burst out laughing but got cut short by looking at me.

"Y-you're s-s-seri-ious?" He coughed and said, "Geez, weird human voice..."

Let's see...

The one to the far left had blue and yellow eyes and very dark skin. His hair was black, and there were blue streaks in his hair. His clothes were his swim shorts, so I don't know who it is at all. 

The one who was sitting in one of the chairs next to him was the dude with red eyes and bandages. His hair was a dirty blond color and had blood red shorts. 

"Okay, you two-" I pointed to bandages and blue-streaked-hair, "What's your name?" The one sitting down scoffed and said, "The names Horror. Nice to meet you." I gaped him. "But there's no hole in your head- oh..." I noticed there were bandages around his head. "And I'm Error." I then started gaping at Error.

"You don't glitch," I stated, and he facepalmed. "Becuase I'm human, ya dimwit." I gasped and held a hand to my chest, looking hurt. 

I looked at two others. 

The one looking at me weirdly had a swim shirt that had a hood that covered his head. He had dark brown hair and no streaks of any color in it. He had black eyes that looked like they were about to pour out of his head and a small smile. 

The other one had purple eyes, light brown hair, and shorts that had little dust speckles on them. (Shortest description...)

"I'm Killer, by the way." The one with the hood said out of nowhere, and I nodded slowly, not really seeing Killer in that human's body, and looked to the other one. "You could either be Cross or Nightmare. Oh, and Dust." I said, and he looked hurt. "I can't believe I came in last." 

I laughed. 

"Okay. Dust. So that leaves..." I looked around me. 

"Where's Cross and Nightmare?" Dust looked around me and pointed behind me, where a guy was standing.  

He only had black and white on other than the red scar and eye. His other eye was just black, and he had black and white shorts. His hair was black with a few pieces of white in it. 

"Yep. You're cross." I stated, and he chuckled. "How did you know?" I just raised an eyebrow and he chuckled again.

"Where's Ni-" I cut myself off seeing a guy strangling Horror in anger.

He had pitch-black hair and had a golden circlet in it just like he had in the pool back at the second house I had. I could only see the right eye because the other eye was covered by his hair. His showing eye was a bright cyan. He had black shorts on, and a shirt that stuck tightly to his body as if it was covered by something. 

"YOU MOTHER- MY VOICE!" Nightmare screeched and dropped horror, holding his neck. His eyes widened, and he slowly looked at his pale hand. "HOLY FU-" Dust covered Nightmare's mouth.

"Okay, we get it. We're all human." He simply said and let Nightmare speak again. "Where am I?!" Killer and Cross locked eyes before sighing. "The prank didn't work." They said in unison.

"Dang it." Horror grumbled. 

"Oh calm down," I said and looked around the small space before an idea came to mind.

"You guys need new names," I stated, to which Nightmare raised an eyebrow. "Okay? Why?" I sighed and said, "Humans don't name their child 'Horror' or 'Killer', now do they? That's just weird."

Cross spoke up from behind me. "She's right."

"Okay! Cross, you will be..." I looked at him and smiled, snapping. "I know! Charlie!" Horror burst out laughing. "Charlie? I like it!" He smiled at me and posed dramatically. I giggled and turned to Killers.

"Okay. You will be... Karl." Killer shook his head rapidly. "Hell no. I'm... Kaden!"(Lol someone from my school has that name.) I smiled. "I think that suits you."

I turned to Horror and raised an eyebrow. "Hank?"

Horror smirked and nodded. "I am now Hank, guys! HA!" He also did a weird pose.

I rolled my eyes at these idiots.

Dust spoke up, "I'm choosing mine. I am not Dust, but Dylan!" Killer, now Kaden, burst out laughing. "Dylan?! Seriously?!" I hit Kaden upside the head. "Idiot," I growled, and he just shrugged.

Error sat down and said, "I'm just going to do Eli." he shrugged and I nodded. I turned to Nightmare, who was growling under his breath about the whole situation. "Nightmare, cheer up!" I called out, making him lookup. "What's my stupid name then?" 

I sighed and put a hand on my chin.

"Your name isn't so bad. So you'll just be Night." I stated, and Nightmare sighed in relief.

The others didn't like that so much.

"Guys, trust me," I said to them and lifted the flap.

"So let's find a map and ride some waterslides!"

Eli didn't like that so much. "Err- Uh... Eli, please." Eli just grumbled under his breath and stood up, following the rest of us out. "Night, you might want to leave the crown here." 

Night frowned in confusion, but touched the crown and sighed, taking it off and putting it in a chair.

"Let's go! I found a map!" Horror, or Hank, called out in front of us, and I smiled.

This was going to be interesting.

Or just fun. 

I don't know.

(1271 words! EEEKKKKKK)