You're Not Bad (Reader x Bad sanses)

CHAPTER FIFTY HOLY FUCK BALLS

HOLY FUCK BALLS CHAPTER FIFTYYYY!! 

THIS IS THE MOST I'VE WRITTEN SINCE... EVER

ANYWAY!!!

"So are we getting Cross or not?" I asked them, folding my arms over each other. Horror shrugged and looked longingly at the water.

"I'd rather have a nice day without fucking Cross or the Multiverse dying to deal with." Dust spoke up, sighing.

I shrugged, relaxing.

I need something like that.

---

Nightmare yelled at Horror after he got wet, making him go back to his passive form.

"Oh come on, Night!" I exclaimed, taking a step out of the lake and pulling his hand slightly.

HOLY FUCK NIGHTMARE'S FUCKING CUTE!!!!!

"Hmph. I hate you all." Nightmare growled but got into the water reluctantly. 

He then proceeded to dunk horror and try and beat him up. Error had to break up the fight. "1 w@nt t0 pl@y s0m3th1ng." Error mumbled, making Killer nod in agreement.

"But what?" Horror and I spoke up at the same time. "Idk. Let's just-" Dust started, but Nightmare cut him off.

"EXPLORE ISLANDS!!!" He exclaimed, making me think of how cute he is. "Sure!" I exclaimed, looking at a mysterious one with pleasure. 

Dust pointed to that island, and we all almost teleported there at the same time. 

What we found was... horrific.

---(CROSS P.O.V)

I and Epic teleported to a small little island, Epic sighing in relief. "Imma go get some stuff, Bruh. Don't touch anything!" He exclaimed, teleporting away.

I groaned, mimicking my friend.

He's been acting like my parent lately.

For fuck's sake, this is an unimportant island! Why would there be anything dangerous here?!

Dude! Wa- Before Chara could finish his(yes, he) sentence, I stepped on something and a bunch of smoke covered the area.

I coughed, trying to keep the chemical off of me. 

It didn't work.

I felt myself shrink along with my clothes...

After the smoke cleared, I stared at my small little body...

HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTT!!!

I was at least 5 or 6 in age, and I could barely move my small little fingers!

I could feel Nightmare and his gang...

SHITTTTTTTTTTT

Everyone just stared down at me, making my small little body start to whimper.

Holy fuck. 

I am a kid.

"I-I-" I started, but Qwen rushed up to me and picked my small body up, shushing me. "Holy fuck guys! He's even cuter than you, Night!" She exclaimed, making Nightmare blush deeply. Horror was laughing his ass off, Error was staring at my small body, and the others were fangirling over me.

Wait.

The smoke.

"G-guys!" I called out, cringing at my voice.

Qwen got hit first, and kneeled, shrinking fast.

The skeletons came soon after.

---

Cross stared at everyone with wide eyes. Well, they were already really big anyway, but they went bigger. 

Nightmare was no longer a 500-year-old dude, but a small little blushing boy with a purple suit- thing on. His golden crown was a little bit bigger than his skull, and his purple eyes were absolutely adorable to anyone.

Horror looked almost the same, except about 80000 times cuter. He had bandages covering his skull where the hole used to be, and a slash mark like Geno's across his chest, but not from him.

Killer wasn't... there.

There was a skeleton, but he didn't have goop coming out of his eyes, nor the silver eyelights. He looked like he was dead. Bandages were wrapped around most of his body, and he looked like he was seriously going to die if you touch him...

Dust was kind of the same, but he didn't look lifeless, just nervous and jumpy about everything.

Error looked really cute. His eyelights were really big and had a lot of bubbles in them. He looked tsundere.

Qwen, on the other hand, was a human. DUH, but she was very cute. Her blue eyes were sparkling, and her brown hair was littered with pieces of dirt. She had a red scarf and pretty cute pink clothes. Her brown boots were dirty, and her pink skirt showed most of her bottom legs.

Things were horrific. 

Qwen was crying hysterically, Nightmare was yelling and slapping at everyone, Horror was trying to cut off Killer head, to which Killer only escaped from and hid behind Dust. Dust jumped and slapped Killer in the face, which killer only flinched.

In a panic, Qwen called Dream(for weird reasons)

Dream: Qwen-

Qwen: M-mistwer Dweam?

Dream: Qwen?! What-

Qwen: N-nightmwere i-is h-hittinwg evewyone, a-and-

Dream: Where are you?

Qwen: A-at some w-weirwd island pwace...

Dream put down the phone and called for Blue and Ink.

"Wait- what?! Qwen's a baby?!" Ink exclaimed, making Dream nod. "She's at some island-"

Ink immediately opened a portal. 

"I know where she is !" He exclaimed quickly, jumping out of the portal.

"D-dweam!" Qwen called, standing up shakily and running up to Dream, hugging his leg.

"Holy frick." Ink whispered, looking at everyone's small bodies. 

"Let's take them home!" Blue exclaimed, picking up Dust and killer, who only flinched and clung onto his scarf.

"Uh, okay?" Dream said, trying to pick up his brother, but got slapped away.

Qwen got protective.

She moved in front of Dream and slapped Nightmare's wrist. "NO! BAD NIGHTMARE!" She yelled, making Nightmare cower against Dream.

Surprised, Dream picked up a passed out Nightmare and took Cross, much to the skeleton's pleasure. 

Ink took Error and Dust, leaving Horror and Qwen without a person.

"Don't worry Mr. Dweam! I'll be careful!" Qwen exclaimed, grabbing Horror's hand and dragging him through the portal.

"Little miss independent!" Ink exclaimed, chuckling.

(870 words!! 

HAHHAAAAAHAHHAA

Qwen: I hate you.

Me: love ya too! 0w0)