reminder: me making namjoon and jin "married" isn't me being a delulu and thinking that they're actually together. i honestly don't ship any of the bts members and i'm just exaggerating all the ships :)
they're all just bros being bros. they've lived together for YEARS so obviously they'll get comfortable and close. please don't take this as me saying "OMG NAMJIN IS REAL!!!" bc it's not. i can't assume their sexualities and i won't. this story is honestly just for fun and to make u crackheads laugh :3 💜
also i don't really use their real ages in this story for reasons you'll know in the future 🙂
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namjoons bachelor party
guests:
Jimin (host)
Taehyung (co host)
Jungkook (koo koo host)
jackson
beomgyu
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"JACKSON STOP!" Taehyung slaps the pizza out of Jackson's hand
"bro what the fu-"
"NAMJOON NEEDS TO HAVE THE FIRST PIECE!" Jungkook yells
"y'all gay." Jackson says
"yeah no shit." Jimin wiggles a gay pride flag in the air
"NAMJOON! I'M HUNGRY! get ur slice of pizzaaa!!!!" Jungkook starts whining
"Okay fine fine." Namjoon grabs a slice of pizza
"OH THANK GOD!" Beomgyu hurriedly grabs himself a slice of pizza right after Namjoon
"baby was hungry." Taehyung says
"B-baby?!??" Jungkook asks
"what? he's the baby." Jimin says
"nO! IM THE BABY! BABY KOO KOO! BABY GOO! BABY GUCKIE! BABY BOY! BABY KOOKIE!!!" baby koo crosses his arms and pouts
"jungkook! you're 22!! he's 20!" Jimin says
"SO?!?! YOU'RE DICK IS SO FAKE IT'S A DILDO AND YOU DON'T HEAR ME CALLING YOU OUT! HMPH." Jungkook pouts in the corner
"ALRIGHT BITCHES! It's time for the PIÑATA!!!!" Taehyung comes running in with a piñata that says "freedom"
"OH FUCK YEAH!" Jackson got up
"hear you go Namjoon... your last party night as a free man! break it for YOUR LOVE FOR JIN!" Taehyung dramatically gives Namjoon a baseball bat
"ready to knock a bitch OUT!" Namjoon says as Jimin puts the blindfold on him
"SWING! SWING!!!!" Beomgyu starts chanting
"PRETEND IT'S JIN'S ASSSSS!" Jimin says
"you perv." Taehyung says
"you know it baby."
"YEEEEETTT!" Namjoon takes a swing and knocks it down
"ARE THOSE- TAEHYUNG WHAT THE FUCK?!" Jimin yells
"ME?!?! YOU PUT THEM IN THERE!" Taehyung yells back
YOU ARE READING
Crack Heads 2 || BTS crackfic
Fanfiction1 year later.... 7 boys who live together only realize they're growing old of each other and maybe it's time to move on..? Or not :) started: may 2019 ----------------------- if you haven't read "Crack Heads" I recommend reading it before this one...
