New Year's with BTS

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"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!" They all scream together in joy and begin to hug each other

"y'all ready for another decade together?" Taehyung asks

"it feels like a century with you.." Yoongi says

"YOU'RE SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME AND YOU KNOW IT!" Taehyung says

"i wanna go TO SLEEP!" Yoongi says

"IT'S 10 SECONDS INTO 2020 AND YOU ARE ALREADY COMPLAINING?" Jin looks at Yoongi

"...HAPPY NEW YEAR!" Jungkook screams again and hugs them tighter

"can you believe it's already 2020? i feel like we just met in high school yesterday... Y'ALL WE'RE GROWING UP CAN IT PLEASE STOP?" Hoseok says

"i look younger than i did when i was 20 y'all can stay mad when i have no wrinkles when i'm older that's all i'll say!" Jin said

"jin is the definition of asians don't raisin but ANYWAY! we've known each other for many years and i can't wait to spend more with you all." Namjoon says

"NOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE US CRY!" Jimin says

"YEAH WHAT UP WITH THAT?" Taehyung asks

"i just care about you dumbasses." Namjoon says

"...yeah but you care about me more." Jin says
and smiles

"CAN WE JUST GO GET DRUNK?" Jimin asks

"YES!" Taehyung and Jimin run to the car

"OOH! ME TOO!" Jungkook follows them

"COME ON!" Hoseok grabs Yoongi's hand and starts running

"okay but you're carrying me everywhere all i want is SLEEP!" Yoongi says

"why can't we be like that?" Jin asks Namjoon

"because we're BETTER!" Namjoon carries Jin to the car

"fuck yeah bitches!" Jin says

-

"wait who's gonna be our designated driver?" Jungkook asks

"NOT ME FOR SURE!" Jimin says

"yeah! me and jimin tryna get DRUNK!!!" Taehyung says

"you see i could... but i won't." Yoongi says and puts his head on Hoseok's shoulder

"I'll drive because i don't trust ANY of you with this damn car" Namjoon says

"JIMIN HAS FEELINGS YOU KNOW!" Jungkook says

"YEAH!" Taehyung says

"who let him name the car Jimin?" Yoongi asks

"no one let me, they MADE me!" Namjoon says

"WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO RIDE OR PARK JIMIN????" Hoseok asks

"yeah i'm a GREAT TIME!" Jimin says

"Jimin, baby, he meant the car.." Jin says

"... me AND Jimin are a great time!" Jimin says

-
at the club

"aYe wAsSuP sExY gOrL" Jimin drunkenly flirts

"ew" the girl walks away

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO MY JIMIN?!" Taehyung gets up and walks towards the girl

"TAE NO!" Namjoon grabs Taehyung and sits him back down

"no one hurts Jimin." Taehyung says

"it's okay because i'm gay ANYWAY!" Jimin yells at the girl

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