"FELIZ NAVIDAD!" Jimin runs into Namjoon and Jin's bedroom and jumps on their bed
"DID SANTA COME?" Jungkook follows Jimin
"JUNGKOOK COME BACK! I NEED TO FIX YOUR PIGTAILS!" Taehyung runs after Jungkook with a hair brush and hair ties
"I CAN DO IT MYSELF THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" Jungkook grabs the hairbrush from Taehyung
"JUNGKOOK WHAT THE FU..."
"WASSSUP MY BAD BITCHES???" Yoongi screams
"since when was our bedroom a gathering place?" Jin asks as he's half asleep
"yeah, cant we just sleep?" Namjoon asks
"NO!" the three youngest scream
"WHY NOT?" Namjoons asks
"BECAUSE WE HAVE TO CHECK IF SANTA CAME DUH!" Jungkook says
"jungkook, you do know that-"
"SHUT UP, NAMJOON!" Hoseok says
"DID YOU JUST TELL- ME? KIM FUCKING NAMJOON TO SHUT UP?" Namjoon sits up and stares at Hoseok
"run babe RUN," Yoongi says patting Hoseok's back
"GET OVER HERE, BITCH!" Namjoon runs after Hoseok
"IT'S CHRISTMAS THIS SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING!" Hoseok runs all the way downstairs
"OH MY GAWD! DONT TOUCH MY PRESENTS YOU THOTS!" Jungkook yells at all of them and runs to the christmas tree
"JUNGKOOK!" Jin screams
"yes?" Jungkook looks up at Jin
"breakfast first." Jin said then wakes to the kitchen
"NOOOOO! i wanna open presents NOWWW!" Jungkook throws his legs up in the air and complains
"YEAH ME TOO!" Taehyung copies Jungkook
"both of you are over 18 so if i kick you out i won't go to jail right?" Jin asks
"WHAT?" Taehyung and Jungkook ask
"JUST COME EAT! i'm making pancakes," Jin says
"AW HECK YEAH!" Taehyung gets up and runs to the kitchen
"LET'S GET IT-" Jungkook says as he follows Taehyung
"STOP SAYING THAT!" Yoongi says
"MAKE ME BITCH!" Jungkook says
"OH?" Yoongi picks up Jungkook
"HOW CAN YOUR SMALL ASS PICK ME UP?" Jungkook asks
"because you're a SKINNY LEGEND!" Jimin says
"but i wanna be a thick queen..." Jungkook pouts like the CUTE ASS BABY HE IS-
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Crack Heads 2 || BTS crackfic
Fanfic1 year later.... 7 boys who live together only realize they're growing old of each other and maybe it's time to move on..? Or not :) started: may 2019 ----------------------- if you haven't read "Crack Heads" I recommend reading it before this one...
