The Gay Cell Block Tango

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you can watch the video if u want to hear the actual song.

lyrics slightly changed

a bootleg version

"these hoes aren't fucking
ready for this..." -Kim Seokjin

"oh fuck no." -Jung Hoseok

"step aside ladies, it's my time
to shine." -Jeon Jungkook

"Dude this shit finna be the GAYEST!" Yoongi said to Namjoon from the crowd

"Yo um so it's gonna be those three and others playing as women?" Taehyung asked

"We don't discriminate." Namjoon said

"Yeah if anything they're sure of their masculinity that they don't have a problem doing something that 'women do'" Jimin joined the conversation

"I just realized they're all the doms-"

"We don't talk about that Taehyung." Yoongi glared at Taehyung

"K damn..." Taehyung sat back in his chair with his leg crossed

"IT'S STARTING!" Jimin screamed and got his phone out to record

"Namjoon you should record... that's your husband and two kids." Yoongi said

"Shut yo gay ass-"

"POP!" -Kim Seokjin

"Six!"

"Squish!" -Jung Hoseok

"Uh uh!"

"Cicero!" -Jeon Jungkook

"Lipschitz!"

"They finna POP my eardrums they're screaming." Yoongi whispered

"You would know." Jimin winked at Yoongi

"Damn those hoes have some thick ass thighs." Jimin bit his lip

"You're a perv— but you're not wrong." Taehyung said

"He only had himself to blame!" -Jin, Jungkook, Hoseok

"Bernie liked to chew gum.... no not chew, pop! So I said to him I said 'you pop that gum one more time!' And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots... into his head." -Kim Seokjin

"Yo you better not chew gum in front of Jin." Taehyung said

"No, not chew, pop!" Jimin smiled

"Tell me why they look like that time we danced tango blindfolded..." Yoongi said

" Yoongi said

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