Halloween!!

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"AYO BITCHES LETS GET DRUNK TONIGHT!" Jimin and Yoongi run in the living room where Jungkook and Jin were decorating

"FUCK YEAH!" Jin screams

"i'm only 10." Jungkook says

"you're a grown adult, Jungkook, here you go." Yoongi hands Jungkook a shot glass

"why is it so small?" jungkook asks

"JUST DRINK IT GOD DAMNIT!"

"WHO YOU GONNA CALL?" Taehyung runs in with his ghost busters costume

"GHOST BUSTERS!" Namjoon and Hoseok y'all

"I AINT AFRIAD OF NO GHOST!" Taehyung and Jimin yell

"i can't believe we all finally decided to wear a group costume! we haven't done that since high school!" Jungkook says smiling like a cute fucking BABY THAT I LOVE SO MUCH SKDNAKFJ

"yeah but i still think we should've dressed up as dinosaurs!" Yoongi says

"next year," Jin pats his back, "but can you guys PLEASE help Jungkook and I with decorating for the party???"

"i wanna go trick or treating!!!" Jungkook whines

"jungkook you're taller than the average 12 year old..." Jimin complains

"you can trick or treat for me!!! you're tiny! PLEASE JIMIN!" jungkook begs

"...only if yoongi goes." Jimin says

"HUH? ME?" Yoongi looks at Jimin weirdly

"yeah why yoongi? he'd be busy scaring the little kids away." Namjoon says

"THAT WAS ONE TIME, NAMJOON!" Yoongi gets up

"see look! he's perfect to go with me because he's short like me!" jimin says proudly

"fine i'll go with you.. only because i want candy and i love scaring kids." Yoongi says

"NO SCARING KIDS!" they all scream

"y'all don't know how to have fun!" Yoongi crosses his arms

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6:00 pm

"ITS TIME! TRICK OR TREATING IS STARTING!" Jimin drags Yoongi from the kitchen

"WAIT IM MAKING PUNCH!" Yoongi says as he spills his punch

"NO TIME! let's go get some candy for koo koo!!!" Jimin gives yoongi an empty pillow case and they run out like little kids

"BE SAFE!" Jin and Namjoon yell

"... i wish i was short." Jungkook says

"your trick or treating days are over... sorry jungkook." Namjoon pats his back

"they get to have fun without me." Jungkook says sadly an walks back to the party

meanwhile hoseok and taehyung

"GO FISH!" Taehyung says as he puts a card down

"TAEHYUNG! for the LAST TIME it's UNO not GO FISH!" Hoseok says

"THEN WHY- oh." Taehyung says

-

"do you like the party?" Jin asks Namjoon

"yeah! the music is really loud but everyone seems to be having a great time," Namjoon smiles at Jin, "good job babe."

"i throw bomb ass parties." Jin says smiling

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