warning: it's 5 am and I haven't gone to bed yet so I'm writing this out of boredom... it's very weird.
the one with the sleep paralysis demon...
'twas a very strange night
Kim Taehyung was fast asleep when suddenlymin yoongi entered the room
Taehyung woke up and looked at yoongi"The fuck yo gay ass want?" Taehyung asked without moving
"Yo dick"
"Mm.. makes sense but I got Kookie hiding in the closet."
"What the fuck Taehyung?" Jungkook came out of the closet
"Wow he really DID come out of the closet." Yoongi said
"Get naked bitch." Jungkook looked at him
"Excuse me I'm older than-"
"Remember last week?"
"..k fine." Yoongi whined
"Aight. Koo koo... I put you in the fucking closet for a reason. And yoongi... I never asked for you. So both of you go fuck in Jungkooks room."
"..but Hoseok has a girl in there..." Jungkook says
"Then Yoongis room. I don't know maybe Jimin will join." Taehyung said before he tried going back to sleep
"Taehyung, Jimin's having a THREESOME in our room."
"That ain't my problem bitch." Taehyung turns over in bed
"Balcony?" Jungkook asked
Yoongi shrugged then they walked to the balcony
"I swear to god these hoes finna be loud as- WHAT IS THAT?" Taehyung heard banging coming from Namjoon and Jin's room.
Taehyung covered his face and ears with his pillow and drifted to sleep~
3:23 am
"Huh the fuck?" Taehyung tries to get up but is unsuccessful. "Ew I can still hear Yoongi moaning what the fuck?" Taehyung tried getting up again but he was stuck
"Ah shit, here we go again."
"You know. Demon thing. I don't want you here. I was having the cutest dream too. I was dreaming of Jungkooks ass with strawberries- I MEAN- I was dreaming of eating strawberries. They were delicious. More delicious than those mints the other day.
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