hi so i've been feeling semi better so i'm writing this mini chapter for u all
thank u for ur patience 😊
"TAEHYUNG WHAT THE FUCK?" Jimin screams as he opens Taehyungs door
"what?" Taehyung asks confused
"why is there a RAT on your floor?" Jimin jumps on Taehyungs bed to get away from the 'rat'
"gee thanks, jimin." Jungkook says from the floor
"NOT YOU! THAT!" Jimin points at Taehyungs hamster
"..... excuse me? that's not a rat.... that's a hamster and he has a NAME!" Taehyung yells
"okay well WHEN THE FUCK DID JIN SAY WE COULD GET MORE PETS?!" Jimin asks
"i actually wanted a turtle so i can talk to it but-"
"that's not how turtles work, Taehyung-"
"shut up, Jungkook. so i tried to convince Jin but he said no. so i said 'what if i get a hamster because you look like a hamster?' and so he said yes." Taehyung says proudly
"i really need to move out..." Jimin says
"come here Jin's Last Braincell..." Taehyung picks up his hamster
"THATS WHAT YOU NAMED HIM?" Jimin asks
"yo- if y'all don't SHUT THE FUCK- oh hi Jin's Last Braincell," Yoongi pets the hamster
"is it fixed?" Jimin asked
"are you really asking me if my hamster is fixed?" Taehyung asked
"y'all hear sumn?" Jungkook says as he continues to lay on the ground
"SHUT UP JUNGKOOK." Taehyung and Jimin both say
"come here, jungkook, you're not safe here." Yoongi drags Jungkook out
"d-DID YOU KILL JUNGKOOK?" Hoseok asks as he spits out his Chicken Noodle Soup
"WHAT?"
"YOONGI WHAT THE FUCK?"
"HOBI WHAT THE FUCK?"
"WHAT?"
"NO I DIDNT KILL HIM DUMBASS"
"no... he didn't kill me. that damn app called countdown says i have 38 days left anyway." Jungkook says
"yoongi what the fuck have you been showing the baby?" Hoseok asks
"HUH? IT WASNT ME!"
"YOU MADE ME DOWNLOAD THAT APP AND I HAVE 68 DAYS LEFT!" Hoseok yells
"ITS ABOUT TO BE 0 IF YOU KEEP TALKING." Yoongi says
"ah.... young love." Jin says to Namjoon while they watch Yoongi and Hoseok argue as Jungkook still lays on the floor
"want 5 kids?" Namjoon asks Jin
"yes."
"okay let's go." Namjoon and Jin walk out
"why am i surrounded by couples...." Jungkook says to himself
"a couple of friends!" Hoseok wraps his arms around Yoongi
"don't touch me or i'll make it 10 seconds..." Yoongi says
"noted." Hoseok says
"FANCCCYYYY! YOUUUUUUU!!!" Taehyung walks out holding his hamster and moving his little arms
"i would deadass marry Jihyo if i could." Jimin says
"too late, daniel beat you to it." Hoseok says
"HEY I LOVE YOU! LoVe yA!" Taehyung keeps dancing
"okay then, Dahyun." Jimin says
"i would get in a poly relationship with all of them to be honest-"
"SHUT UP, JUNGKOOK." They all yell
"what about Jeongyeon?" Yoongi smirks at Jimin
"WE HAVE BEEF DONT TALK ABOUT HER." Jimin walks back to Taehyungs room
"what did ever happen between them?" Hoseok asks Yoongi
"...no one knows... i don't think THEY even know..." Yoongi says
"BLAH BLAH! THEY KEEP TALKIN', I KEEP WALKIN'!!!" Taehyung starts dancing to Icy by ITZY with his hamster
"okay so from that group i'd date-"
"THEY'RE MINORS JUNGKOOK!" they all scream
"wait what-"
END OF CHAPTER
a/n:
sorry this was really short :(
i went to the doctor on Thursday and now i have to get a neurologist
my doctor thinks i'm having migraines due to it running in my family and for it lasting a whole month now
but thankfully i'm kinda feeling better
byee💜
-jess
ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMIN 💜
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