MONDAY, THE 29TH OF JULY.
imessage
NUMBER NEIGHBORSruben
JAKEruben
HEY JAKEjake the dog
whoruben
YOU DUMBASSjake the dog
ruben, it's like 4 in the morningruben
OKAY BUT I HAVE A
QUESTION AND I
CAN'T GO TO SLEEPjake the dog
ask aheadruben
WHY CAN WE SAY MEN
AND WOMEN BUT NOT
HUMEN?! LIKE WE CANT
SAY MANS OR WOMANS
BUT WE CAN SAY HUMANS
AND WHATjake the dog
okay wow i have to ask
jack that holy shitruben
who's thatruben
ur boyfriend🤩😳😩jake the dog
yeahruben
ohruben
yeah uh my moms cooking
spaghetti and she wants my
help with the white sauce yeah
i gotta go byejake the dog
uh okay bye??PENISWISE SLUTS
finn the human
i did it
delivered!LLAMA LAND
sad llama
i'm so fucking stupid
delivered!PENISWISE SLUTS
finn the human
i did itsMoCk wEeD
did what? omg did you
do pennywise OH FINNfinn the human
no you dumbass, i told
her that i'm gaymario ringwald
i'm so proud of you, finn!finn the human
I'M NOT GAYsMoCk wEeD
tell that to my face when i
shove a picture of tom hiddleston
half naked to your facefinn the human
why do you have to be
disgusting jackmario ringwald
okay what happened tho
and how did you do itfinn the human
we were talking and i just
blurted out jack's name, she
asked if he was my boyfriend
and i said yeah so yeah i did itluigi
that was easy??the chosen
i don't get itthe chosen one
from the way she asked if
he was your boyfriend, she
didn't seem to knowjeremy renner
that's why she ASKED chosen
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✔️ number neighbor - finn wolfhard [1]
Fanfic"what the fuck" in which a completely random girl decided to gather up her courage and text her number neighbor [ started august 5th, 2019 ] [ completed august 30th, 2019 ]