he's gay

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MONDAY, THE 29TH OF JULY.


















imessage
NUMBER NEIGHBORS

ruben
JAKE

ruben
HEY JAKE

jake the dog
who

ruben
YOU DUMBASS

jake the dog
ruben, it's like 4 in the morning

ruben
OKAY BUT I HAVE A
QUESTION AND I
CAN'T GO TO SLEEP

jake the dog
ask ahead

ruben
WHY CAN WE SAY MEN
AND WOMEN BUT NOT
HUMEN?! LIKE WE CANT
SAY MANS OR WOMANS
BUT WE CAN SAY HUMANS
AND WHAT

jake the dog
okay wow i have to ask
jack that holy shit

ruben
who's that

ruben
ur boyfriend🤩😳😩

jake the dog
yeah

ruben
oh

ruben
yeah uh my moms cooking
spaghetti and she wants my
help with the white sauce yeah
i gotta go bye

jake the dog
uh okay bye??


















PENISWISE SLUTS

finn the human
i did it
delivered!


















LLAMA LAND

sad llama
i'm so fucking stupid
delivered!


















PENISWISE SLUTS

finn the human
i did it

sMoCk wEeD
did what? omg did you
do pennywise OH FINN

finn the human
no you dumbass, i told
her that i'm gay

mario ringwald
i'm so proud of you, finn!

finn the human
I'M NOT GAY

sMoCk wEeD
tell that to my face when i
shove a picture of tom hiddleston
half naked to your face

finn the human
why do you have to be
disgusting jack

mario ringwald
okay what happened tho
and how did you do it

finn the human
we were talking and i just
blurted out jack's name, she
asked if he was my boyfriend
and i said yeah so yeah i did it

luigi
that was easy??

the chosen
i don't get it

the chosen one
from the way she asked if
he was your boyfriend, she
didn't seem to know

jeremy renner
that's why she ASKED chosen

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