✔️ number neighbor - finn wolfhard [1]

ethan

THURSDAY, THE 8TH OF AUGUST.

imessage
NUMBER NEIGHBORS

the dumb blonde
AHHHHHHHHHHH

jake the dog
WHAT DID HE MURDER
YOU

the dumb blonde
yes and my ghost is haunting
you on the list

the dumb blonde
NO DUMBASS IT'S
THE EXACT OPPOSITE

jake the dog
birthed you???

the dumb blonde
NO

jake the dog
THEN TELL ME

jake the dog
WHAT DID THE
DELIVERY GUY DO

the dumb blonde
AHH OKOK SO FIRST
OF ALL HIS NAME'S
ETHAN

the dumb blonde
SECOND OF ALL HE
ASKED ME OUT WIDJSKSJ

jake the dog
oh

the dumb blonde
oh as in YAY oh or
NAY oh

jake the dog
oh as in

jake the dog
yeah i'm happy for
you or whatever

the dumb blonde
BUT GET THIS

the dumb blonde
HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE
TEEN JOSEPH GORDON
LEVITT

jake the dog
of course he does

the dumb blonde
I HAVEN'T TEXTED HIM
YET BUT WE'RE GOING TO
THE MOVIES JUST HAVEN'T
CHOSEN A DATE YET

jake the dog
cool

the dumb blonde
what's wrong?
read!

PENISWISE SLUTS

finn the human
i fucked up big time
delivered!

LLAMA LAND

sad llama
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHAT HAPPENED OH
MY GOD AHSJWJQS
delivered!

PENISWISE SLUTS

finn the human
i fucked up big time

mario ringwald
ah shit here we go again

mario ringwald
i'm starting to think i
should take over your
imessage and talk to her
instead

finn the human
honestly that's a good
idea i won't even stop you

sofT BEAR!!
what happened this time

finn the human
i ordered her pizza

the chosen one
that's cute, what's
wrong with that??