✔️ number neighbor - finn wolfhard [1]

pickup lines

MONDAY, THE 5TH OF SEPTEMBER.

imessage
DUMB AND DUMBER

finn:)
GUESS WHO GOT
A NEW PHONE WEEW

mAya<3
sophia?

finn:)
no?

finn:)
ME

mAya<3
oh wow i never noticed
that oh my god congratulations
that's so wonderful it's
magnificent news

finn:)
you can stop now

mAya<3
ok AHHH i just
listened to a wallows
song and they're actually
good?

finn:)
ooooooo

finn:)
wait maya did you
change the chat name
while i was gone

mAya<3
um

mAya<3
no 'twas a ghost

finn:)
i-

finn:)
nvm just forget it

mAya<3
omg someone told me
that you sound like
an owl

finn:)
how

mAya<3
HAHAH

mAya<3
wait

mAya<3
nO IT WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE "WHO" you ruined
it :(((

finn:)
wait lemme
try again

finn:)
who

mAya<3
nvm just forget it

finn:)
i spent so much time
with jack today it's
unbelievable i have so
many pickup lines stuck
in my head for no reason

mAya<3
does that count as a kink

mAya<3
does nina have a pickup
line kink

finn:)
wait is that a thing

mAya<3
idk u tell me

finn:)
let's experiment, i'll
try the pickup lines
and you tell me

mAya<3
i tell you if i get kinky?

finn:)
idk you're the one
who aSKED

mAya<3
ok chill😳😩🖐🏼

finn:)
did you sit on a pile
of sugar? 'cause you've
got a sweet ass

mAya<3
i actually want waffles
hold up i need to call
jean

finn:)
uh?
read!

LLAMA LAND

sad llama
i need emergency
right now
delivered!

PENISWISE SLUTS

finn the human
i'm stupid
delivered!

DUMB AND DUMBER

mAya<3
ok i'm back

mAya<3
continue ur kinky
pickup lines🤩🤩🤩

finn:)
so you admit they're
kinky?

mAya<3
what nO

mAya<3
i said kinky bc we
were tryinf to see
if they're kinky so
i assumed theymre
alredy minky without
trying to actually do
the science expiremnt dmthjg

finn:)
maya

mAya<3
what

finn:)
you do spelling mistakes
when you're lying

mAya<3
wHAT NO I DID
SOELLIG MISTAKES
BECAUSE IM THOIJG TOO
FAST FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND

finn:)
mhm okay

mAya<3
LISTEN HERE YOU
LITTLE SHIT

mAya<3
IF THERE'S ONE THING
I'M KINKY FOR IT'S DEFINITELY
NOT PICKUP LINES

mAya<3
especially by you😩🖐🏼🙄😳👈🏼

finn:)
oh

finn:)
okay
delivered!

PENISWISE SLUTS

finn the human
okay bow i'm extra
stupid
delivered!

LLAMA LAND

sad llama
i accidentally said
something wrong and
i don't know how to
take it back without
exposing myself please
help me
delivered!