This Relationship of Ours (+Extras)

If Harry Suggested A*al

Anonymous asked:

jshsjjas I wonder what harry and mia's convo would look like if he suggested anal

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like this:

harry's just cuddling with her, the big spoon, scrolling through his phone. they've got a movie on but it's mia's favorite, not his. he gets one of those porn bot dm's on instagram that says something like: Let's H00k up , dm back for nUdes , will 1nclude anaL and harry hums, nuzzling into mia's neck. he kisses her hair and murmurs, "hey, you awake?"

mia nods faintly, clearly half asleep. "what's up?"

"nothin'. wanna try anal?"

there's a pause. "do you want me to hurt you?"

harry chuckles. "seems fun."

she turns around, suddenly awake. "tell me you're joking."

harry's got a goofy smile on his face. "you were so quick to cross that off on the contract a few years back. how do you feel about it now?"

mia watches his expression for a second to check if he's really serious or not. after a minute, she turns back around, eyes back on the tv. "that's a one way street you're talking about." then, she adds, "if you get to put something up there, i get to as well."

her boyfriend laughs. "you know i'm down for that, my love."

"i meant from the front side."

he's quiet after that.