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Sorry it's been so long since I've updated. I have been writing chapters, but have had no Wi-Fi to publish them. So I will be nice and give you not one, but TWO updates.

I also wanted to make it clear that I don't have an updating schedule. I repeat, I DO NOT HAVE AN UPDATING SCHEDULE.

I also have not been posting because, I too, have a life and I read Wattpad books.

I have been so fustrated reading this book. It was seriously getting on my nerves.

So this is what happened in the book;

A girl and a guy have been walking around in the woods for almost a week right? So they have no bathrooms, toilet paper, badywash, or showers. So they can't properly bathe and get the shit off of their asses from not having toilet paper. And you know what they do? They do THE DEVIL'S TANGO. You mean to tell me they have sex in the wilderness and no one complains about BODY ODORS? When a female goes even TWO days without washing they start to smell a little fishy. Imagine a female going almost a week. A FUCKING WEEK. How? This has me so frustrated. I hope they didn't do anything orally. That would've ended badly.

And to top it off, I am watching my 6 month old brother while I'm typing this, and he just threw up on MY FUCKING BED. I'm not having any damn babies.

Imma stop ranting now and give you guys your chapters.

I hope your life is as bad as mine.

Jk. I love you guys.

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