Such a Lovely Reunion

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"IT'S YOU!!!" We yelled at each other, our fingers pointing in opposite directions.

"Pineapple head!!" I greeted, a cheerful grin suddenly taking over my lips. I quickly shrugged off my oversized jacket and placed it on Ura's lap, standing up as I did so.

"Monkey kid!" he responded in return, providing me with proof that he really is who I thought he was. Well, he hadn't changed much over the years, his hair was still spiked up like a pineapple and face still scarred. But it was still nice to be sure.

I ran over to him, a happy expression on my face, arms spread out wide for a hug, and a flower field background appearing behind me.

"How did she do that?!" I heard a female, most likely Merlin, whisper shout to someone else.

Ignoring her for the moment, I cracked my eyes open a bit to look at the face of the man I was running to. It seemed to be stricken with horror and despair.

My smile only stretched out more as I realized how this would end.

Oh, I'm gonna have fun with this~!

When I seemed to be at a close enough distance to hug him, he took a step to the side to avoid my arms.

His actions led me to smirk, he had fallen right into my plan after all!

My right hand grabbed his right shoulder as I ran past him, quickly using it to turn myself around and jump high enough to wrap my legs around his neck.

"Wait! N-no-!" He began to protest as I slid my bottom over his shoulder so my body was facing his and my ankles locked together behind his neck.

"You should've just accepted my hug, Shikaku." I reprimanded in false annoyance. He looked as if he was going to say something, but I quickly preformed my finisher on him before he could.

Leaning back quickly, my arms stretched out towards the ground, I made an almost bridge-like formation with my torso. As soon as my palms made contact with the wooden floors, I propelled my feet over my body, Pineapple Head following as well.

The back of his head landed roughly on the ground first, the rest of his form following suit until he laid groaning on the floor.

Standing with his head in between my legs seemed a little weird so I plopped down on his chest and crossed my arms in victory.

As silence ensued in the room, I suddenly remembered we were in a room with a bunch of Konohonians. I immediately opened my eyes at this realization and looked around, enjoying the faces of shock, pity, and laughter -this one including Merlin who was laughing silently but intensely.

"You'd think that he'd learn by now." I heard a familiar male say in exasperation. My eyes immediately shot up at the voice and I found myself waving happily at a copper haired, slightly thick man.

"Choza! You're here too! Does that mean Inoichi is somewhere around here?"

Choza stepped aside to reveal a taller, blonde haired male who's eyes refused to meet mine. A small grin touched my lips as I saw a dust of pink upon his cheeks.

"Inoichi! It's been so long! How have you been?" I asked, softly patting the head of Shikaku as he let out a couple of grumbles.

Inoichi only nodded at me, making sure to not even glance in my direction. I pouted at his behavior, puffing my cheeks out.

"You're not gonna talk to me? I thought you already accepted my apology for sexually harassing you!" I falsely whined, internally laughing as his face became a cherry red as I said this in front of his peers.

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