A Catch Up

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Here is the next chapter for Nao/mi. Thank you all for being so patient with me. Love you all~ Enjoy the chapter.

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We sat at the Yakiniku booth, laughing at my tale of how I was confused as a child prostitute in a village near The Mist.

"So his wife didn't know that he was selling these young girls??" Inoichi asked in both concern and amusement. I shook my head at his question, delicately placing a piece of beef into my mouth.

"Had no idea. But after I had set the girls free and escorted them to the hotel I was residing at during my stay, I decided to pay the man a visit." Setting my chopsticks down on my dish, a small smirk crawled onto my lips.

"Perhaps it was my bruised ego from anyone assuming that this face could belong to the likes of a whore. Or my anger that he had forced so many young girls into such disgusting acts. Whatever it was, it ended with him having quite a large spear up his ass while he was tied up in the center of the village." Laughing at the memory, I grinned at the thought that his (hopefully) ex-wife now had more than enough knowledge of his deeds due to the pretty messages I wrote on him to her.

The three men shook their heads at me, chuckling at my actions.

"I almost feel bad for the guy, seeing as he crossed paths with a little troublemaker like yourself." Shikaku admitted as he ruffled my hair. Pouting as I quickly removed his hand, I shot him a quick glare.

"Hey! I was hailed as a hero for that! He got what he deserved!" I defended myself indignantly.

"I can't imagine the unpleasant feeling of having a sharp metal object ripping the flesh of my rear." Inoichi murmured to himself, looking to be in pain just thinking about it.

Shrugging my shoulders, I scratched the area behind Ura's ear affectionately.

"At least I didn't kill him." I said in return and that was the end to that conversation. Choza looked out the window of the booth and frowned.

"We should start heading home. Our families are probably waiting for us." He stated, placing his chopsticks down. I'm still surprised at how much that man can eat.

"Ugh, do we have to??" Shikaku groaned. "That troublesome woman is probably going to have a list of things to do when I get back there. I just want to relaaax~"

I looked at him in amusement.

"You're always relaxing Shikaku. I just have to meet the woman that settled for you."

My comment received a piercing glare in response.

"Oi! What do you mean 'settled for'?! If anyone was settling in my marriage, it would be me you little squirt!"

Ura's drowsy eyes flickered to him and he seemed to be rolling them.

'I actually have pity for his poor wife.' I snorted at his words, covering my mouth as I erupted into a fit of giggles. Choza grinned and glanced at the tired panda whose eyes were drooping close.

"I take it he said another snarky comment about Shikaku?" I nodded, still chuckling a bit as Shikaku murmured over how he felt about a panda insulting him. Standing up on the booth seat, I opened the window beside us and smiled at the trio of men who were staring inquisitively at me.

"Well, I'm sure your families are awaiting your presence so I think I'll get out of your hair now. Night! I'll see you around!"

I tried to make my speedy escape and get out of free loading at one of their houses but four hands grabbed my legs and a set of arms wrapped around my waist, successfully preventing me from leaving.

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