Is This Crack? (Naruto CRACK Fanfic)

16. The Alliance's Input - Itachi & Sasuke

Sasuke pushed his sunglasses up and smirked. It had been a while since he was in this story, but he had been busy after all.

"All of my flirting and insanity has finally paid off." He flicked his fringe dramatically, "I have received a request."

He may have been egotistical, but it was for a good reason - he was practically the second main character of the whole series, and regularly was the centre of attention - hell! The whole premise of Naruto was to bring him back to the village.

Pulling a slip of paper out of his pocket, which had magically appeared an hour before, he frowned at the name which was accompanying his, scrawled in messy handwriting.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, "Itachi?" He huffed, "Why does it have to be Itachi?" He muttered.

"Why does what have to be me?"

Jumping from the sudden shock, Sasuke 'tch'ed and swivelled Naruto's Kage seat childishly as his older brother had appeared in front of him.

"...We've got a request, asshole." He threw the paper at Itachi, who grabbed it with ease.

Itachi raised a curious eyebrow, "I'm your squad leader, little brother, you cannot address me like that."

Sasuke jut his bottom lip out and straightened his black sunglasses. He was cool.

Definitely cool.

"I can address you however I like, I'm more important than you."

Itachi rolled his eyes, "Childish brother." He hummed and opened the folded paper. "STMinecraftFangirl wants to ask us, how do you feel about each other now?"

Before they could answer, Naruto opened his office door and squinted in confusion when he saw Sasuke sitting on his seat, spinning around in a cape and sunglasses, and Itachi leaning on his desk casually.

"...Hello, welcome to my office, anyone want a coffee?" He was over the randomness of Uzushiogakure at this point, he really was.

Sighing, he recalled the amount of times that his office had been used for frivolous activities and generally was a little meet up area for some of the originals of the series, he couldn't kick them out, he didn't care about it that much, but he would have liked to be notified occasionally.

"Coffee would be great, Naruto-danchou." Itachi nodded, Sasuke nodded quickly.

Naruto pursed his lips, "I'll get right on that then." It was like he was a secretary, rather than the leader. "Resume what you were doing."

Naruto warily walked to the coffee machine in the room and pour the correct amount of water and ground coffee beans, and shut the lid so it could make itself. It really was a wonderful invention.

Shaking his head, Sasuke continued. "So, how do I feel about Itachi?" He faked a thinking expression, "I don't like how good he is at Genjutsu, but you know, he KILLED OUR CLAN before they could teach me Genjutsu, I had the potential to be better than him."

Itachi whistled, "Ooooh, low blow brother."

Sasuke flicked his hair to the side again, "But overall..." He shrugged, "It's... alright having him back."

Smiling triumphantly, knowing that Sasuke, although he could be stubborn, really liked working and training with him.

Itachi cleared his throat as Naruto handed him a mug, and handed Sasuke one too. Entertained, he threw himself onto the small couch in the corner of the room and crossed his legs, blowing on his own coffee to cool down the fresh heat.

"Do you mind?" Sasuke questioned.

Naruto waved his hand in dismissal, "It's my room, so I'm staying to watch." He magically pulled out popcorn from under the couch.

Where the hell did he get popcorn? Who even knows, DarkWolf991 really doesn't, in fact-

"Shhh!" Naruto put a finger to his lips, "Wolfie, shut up, don't talk while the movie is playing."

What movie? And you really need to stop breaking the fourth wall, I've been getting complaints, so-

"Hush child." Naruto motioned for Itachi and Sasuke to continue. "Sorry for the interruption."

I think I'm gonna give up on my life okay whatevs

Itachi smiled and raised his head upwards, staring into space as he thought about his answer. He took a sip from his coffee and smiled, "I think life turned for the better once I was recruited into Uzushiogakure, and when I talked to Sasuke and cleared everything up, I told him however strong you become, never seek to bear everything alone. If you do, failure is certain."

"Profound." Sasuke said in a deadpan tone.

Itachi chuckled at the memory, "I'm getting there, be patient." He continued, "Sasuke forgave me and we became teammates in GHOST, and from there we've been spending time together, not forcing it, but having dinners, lunch, training, talking, our relationship as brothers has rekindled." At Sasuke's flushed face, Itachi smirked, "He's still a foolish fucking brat though."

"W-What!"

Itachi shrugged as Naruto started cackling at the comment, "It's true, you're childish, but smart and mature at the same time." He sighed, shaking his head, "It's exhausting."

"You damn weasel-named fucke-"

Naruto placed a hand over Sasuke's mouth as he tried to curse Itachi more, his words were muffled and he wanted to rip Itachi to shreds.

"Well! That's all the time we have for today folks! Don't forget to keep- OW! Don't bite me!" He laughed awkwardly and looked back at the camera-

The bloody fourth wall-

"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! Don't forget to keep messaging the author privately for any requests you have! Remember you can randomly ask for a short chapter on any prompt too, and any question for the characters!"

Itachi bowed, "See you next time."

"dOn'T biTe MEEEEEE! sAsUkE!"

Like Naruto said:

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