Harry Potter characters react to ships

♡Wolfstar♡

RagingLesbianFangirl: Hi!!

Everyone: ....but you left us alone for so long. Why not a little longer?

RagingLesbianFangirl: Because. Thats not what I want. The new ship is da, da,da... drum roll please?

Gred and Forge: *drums on air*

RagingLesbianFangirl: WOLFSTAR!!!!

Ron: Who the f*** is that?

Hermione: Language ron!

Ron: Well, sorry. Whom the f*** is that?

Hermione:...close enough

RagingLesbianFangirl: ...I've been switching between fandoms too much (Persassy)

Authur Weasley: What is a fandom? Is it a muggle thing?

Me:...sure

RagingLesbianFangirl: Wolfstar is Sirius BlackXRemus Lupin people!!

Harry: *Spits out drink that he does not have*

Harry: WHAT?!

Remus: *blushing*

Sirius: Are you sirius?

Sirius: *Looks at Remus and smirks😏* I can't blame you Moony. I am handsome.

RagingLesbianFangirl: I know it doesn't work that way, but look! They have nicknames for each other!!

Ron: I have to say sink. A prankster and a bookworm? No way!

Gred: Well we...

Forge: ..Say that a...

Gred: ...prankster can...

Forge: do what..

Gred: ever!

Me: So, thats a ship, right?

Twins: Sure!

Harry: I suppose I can see it..

Severus: Two idiots together? Life would be ruined. At least they match though..

RagingLesbianFangirl: Translation- I'm weird and say ship!

Severus: 😒

Dumbledore: YES!!!

Voldemort: Is there anything that you ship, RagingLesbianFangirl?

Me: Yes. I ship this.

Remus: Well...

RagingLesbianFangirl: Your vote doesn't count. Neither does yours Sirius!!

Sirius: *Slowly brings hand down*

Tonks: Wait, but by cannon, hes with me. Sink, btw. I can not imagine my husband dating my cousin. That's just weird.

Me: Yeah. But also, no offense, but I can't recall you two ever talking to wach other outside of 'how do we kill this man'.

RagingLesbianFangirl: Well. I'm tired. It's 2:38 A.M. and I've been doing homework for 5 hours. Lets all say goodbye.

RagingLesbianFangirl: We have 5 ships! 100% ship!!

Tonks: What...but it's my cousin.

RagingLesbianFangirl: true....I still live it too much though♡

Tonks: Whelp. At least it would be a fun time. May be weird as hell; but I guess go ahead.

DO YOU SHIP OR SINK

Tonks: wait....REMUS ARE YOU ALSO QUEER AND NEVER TOLD ME?!?!

YOU SHIP!!!!