Jeverus

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Thank you so much for requesting!!!:

RagingLesbianFangirl:Hi everybody!

Everybody:Ugh... why us?

RagingLesbianFangirl: Because...I love you all

James: Well, you have a terrible way of showing it.

Lily: *Hits James on his head*

RagingLesbianFangirl: Thank you Lily!

RagingLesbianFangirl: Now as punishment to you James. (Or maybe you'll like it). The ship is with you and someone else.

James: Lily

RagingLesbianFangirl: No.

James:... who else is there?

RagingLesbianFangirl: A boy

Sirius: Of course.

Me: Well, do you know who it is?

Everyone: No

RagingLesbianFangirl: Why, it's Mr. Sunshine himself! Say hello to...........Severus Snape!!

Harry, James, Severus, Draco,lucius: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! PEOPLE SHIP THIS?!?!?!?

RagingLesbianFangirl: Yes. I am one of them to be honest.

Snape: My life is over

James: You think yours is? At least I'm not obssessed with a dead woman!!

Gred and Forge: Burn!!

Harry: Sink! I want to live!!

Wolfstar: I'm out of this. We want to live.

Me: I think you misspeled love.

Ron:  BACK TO THE BLOODY TOPIC PLEASE!!

RagingLesbianFangirl: Oh all right. One at a time.

Me: Ship!

James: Sink!

Severus: Sink!

Harry: Sink!

Dumbledore: Ship!

Ron:....no.

Hermione: I mean...why not?

Mcgonagall: Please

Lily: Yes, I ship.

James: WT bloody hell babe!!

Lily: Learn respect then!

James: *Pouts in a corner*

Voldemort: Ship! Harry Potter will not live!

Bellatrix: Yes my lord. Ship!

Draco: Sink! Har-POTTER needs to live....so I can fight him.

Lucius: Sink. Dreadful muggle words.

RagingLesbianFangirl: We have 6 ships and 6 sinks. Bye!!










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