Shadows Of Remorse (CreepyPasta x Undertale)

Chapter 7 - Accidents

So, now Sans had over twenty new outfits.

That was actually really helpful, so he didn't have to go shopping for any new clothes, which was pretty nice. And when he walked out of his bedroom the next morning in one of his new outfits, everyone practically had a seizure from seeing him, so that was also really cool. But he usually doesn't wear anything too fashionable, so it made sense why they were all caught off guard.

"Sans, you look nice today," Jane had said, "I didn't know you owned that."

"Slenderman's brother made it for me yesterday," Sans told her, "I like it, it's comfy."

"Oh, the tall guy with the glasses," Jeff said, "Saw him lurking around this morning. I just thought Sans made a new friend."

"Well, I guess that too," Sans sait, sitting down with them.

Jack walked into the room, an organ in hand as he ate it, when he caught sight of Sans.

"Oh, heya Jack," Sans said, waving at him.

The response to Sans's new outfit was immediate. Jack froze in his spot and dropped the organ, everyone else staring at him with grins while Sans was just confused.

"You alright?" Sans asked, "Do I actually look bad? I can change-"

"Wanna f*ck?"

Yeah, that caught Sans off guard. Heck, it caught everyone off guard. It was just so sudden, out of place, Jeff choked on the cereal he was eating at that moment. Sans was the one clearly caught off guard most, his skull flushing a bright blue.

"Finally," Ben mumbled.

"I-I'm sorry!" Jack said quickly, "I-I just, you l-look really nice a-and-"

"Seriously Jack?" Jane asked, "I thought we were going to hold back."

"Hold back?" Sans asked.

"Cats outta the bag," Jeff laughed.

"You actually... want to... do that?" Sans asked, "To me? Like, actually do it with me?"

"Just a bit?" Jack squeaked.

Sans suddenly found himself flustered, stumbling through his thoughts. In the underground, no one had ever really wanted to date Sans. That's why he never dated anyone, since he didn't really have any options.

"Well, uh, that's something... heh..." Sans said awkwardly, "So...?"

To say it was just awkward was an understatement. The air was thick with the tense situation, no one sure of how to respond to what just happened. It was supposed to start off as a simple morning, and now suddenly he learned the blue masked man in front of him wanted to go to town with him. No one had ever had a crush on the skeleton before, so he didn't know how to handle it.

Which is why he reacted like this.

"Heh... cool story... haha," Sans said, awkwardly shooting finger guns at Jack as he backed away towards the door to the kitchen, "I... gotta go wake up Sally now and... do stuff..."

Sans briskly turned around and walked forward before he even realized he was about to walk into the wall. But he was already walking, so he couldn't do anything until he had walked face first into the wall.

"Oh my gosh," Ben laughed.

"I missed the door!" Sans laughed too loudly, turning towards the door and quickly walking out, "Haha..."

Everyone else watched Sans hurry out, him walking past Helen. Helen noticed him and smiled at him.

"Hey Sans, what's-"

"WALL PUNS!" Sans screeched as he blushed brightly, running down the hall as he covered his face and almost running into another wall.

"What was that about?" Helen asked as he walked into the kitchen.

"Jack accidently just told Sans he wants to f*ck him," Ben laughed.

"And so Sans ran into a wall," Jane said.

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO!" Jack said, covering his face as well.

"Does he know anyone else's feelings towards him?" Helen asked.

By now, everyone old enough practically had a crush on him, it was no secret to anyone but Sans. Even Sally figured it out, giggling at the others whenever they tried, but failed, to hint at Sans for a date. At this point, Jane was just contemplating putting up a sign up sheet for people with crushes on Sans on a wall for people to sign. Even the proxies admitted to being a little interested in him, everyone that was old enough had a crush on him. Sans was just very likeable.

It was obvious that they all developed crushes on him because he was the first normal person to give them all a chance.He had his entire life ahead of him, but he threw it away to be with them. That was something no one else had ever done before, they were killers. Outcasts. No one but Sans had given them the light of day, which is why they all became pretty attached to him.

Without him, none of them would even be friends with one another, or even in that mansion. Sans was the cause for all of them being happy, they couldn't help but fall in love with him.

"No, he doesn't," Jane answered, "But since Jack told him, I think we might as well all tell him."

"With how he reacted?" Jeff asked, "I think you might kill the poor guy."

"I think he's just going to drive himself crazy," Ben said, "He's a bit of an overthinker. And I just finished the latest Legend of Zelda game, so I'm bored and need something to watch."

"You're right, we should actually do it," Jane said, "For real. We sit down Sans and tell him how we all have crushes on him, we can't keep dancing around it."

"I don't think I can do it," Jack said, "Can you tell him for me?"

"No, you have to do it yourself," Jane said, "And how come you can't tell Sans you love him but you told him that?"

"Uh, we might want to be quicker about it if we are doing it," Helen told them, looking out the window, "Because Sans is running into the forest now. Annnnddddd he's gone."

"You think Sans has never gotten any praise until us? And that's why he's running away?" Ben asked, "I mean, his friends didn't really treat him well before, and when I was watching him with Jane and Jeff, he acted really weird when they once told him he was the greatest person they've ever met. It was really funny, but still, I think that's why he's freaking out."

"That could make some sense," Helen said, "Oh, and now Smile Dog is going after him. Should we wait until he gets back?"

"I'll go tell the others if they're up for it," Jeff said, standing up, "Can't wait to see his face when he finds out like twenty people like him."

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Okay, so I need to point a couple of things out.

First off, Sans wasn't really flustered by Offender when he made all of those suggestions to him because Sans knew he was a playboy who goes for anyone. And he didn't have this reaction when Splendor called him cute because he's been called cute before and he's more used to it. He's just not used to receiving praise and love, which is why he ended up being really awkward when Jack told Sans he wanted to do it with him specifically. But he's more used to praise so now all he does is lightly blush or just laughs it off. So Sans doesn't know how to respond to Jack telling him that and he ends up running into the forest while blushing.

Also, the lack of praise and love over years (which Sans and his friends/family before didn't notice until recently) had made him more easily influenced by his depression and anxiety to the point where he runs away when Jack told him that, since Sans cares about Jack and doesn't know how to react when someone he likes returns his feelings more intensely. Basically someone tells Sans they love him romantically, which Sans never though was even possible, and Sans immediately runs away.

Didn't think I'd have their little secret come out so soon, didya?