"Shhhh, keep it down..."
Sans used a hushed whisper, lightly poking at the tied up, half drugged person on the table in front of him. They cried out into the makeshift gag Sans had made to get someone, Sans flicking their forehead to quiet them down.
It was surprising, how convenient this girl was. He had been walking down the street while stressing about a dinner when she had come out of a house, drunk with a cigarette hanging from her lips. Her makeup was smeared, she smelled like cheese for some weird reason, but she had just smacked her own Mother with a bottle of vodka she had been drinking and staggered out of the house to go buy more.
So Sans found a meal for Jack to eat.
She was tied to the table, the other side a plate of food for Sans to eat. Other than that, the table was bare, no other decorations or plates to be spotted. What else could he add? Flowers? He couldn't trust any because of Offender at this point, he kept finding some conveniently placed in spots he would usually go about. Wait, was he doing a date wrong? Was it required to have flowers? Or is that chocolate? But Jack can't eat chocolate! What if-
"Sans?"
"Jack!" Sans squeaked like a mouse, shooting out of his seat like it was on fire. "I-uh-date!"
"I-I yeah, is this the... the..." Jack couldn't seem to say the word, nervously playing with his fingers.
"Crap, yeah, take a seat!" Sans said, sitting back down so forcefully you could hear the loud thud of his bones against the plastic. "I got you this person!"
"How did you get here?" Jack asked over her muffled screams, "I mean, it's great and all, but how...?"
"I just went around some town and found her drunk," Sans said, "I don't know if you can get drunk from her organs, but uh... I dragged her back here, strapped her down, and I got some knifes from Jeff's room so you can cut her open more."
"You k-kidnapped someone... for me?" Jack asked.
"Oh crap, is that too weird?" Sans asked, "I-I just didn't want to be the only one to eat so I thought-"
"No, no, not at all!" Jack said quickly, waving his hands as he swiftly took his seat, "It's really thought and amazing, and I just... I'm r-really happy to be honest."
"That's good, yeah," Sans said, "I just... um... do you like it? The setup?"
"Yeah, yeah, it's nice!" Jack said, "I didn't expect you to actually get me food, I was just thinking we'd talk while you ate or something."
"I wouldn't just make you sit there and watch me eat," Sans said, "I've already watched you eat a couple of times, so it's not going to bother me."
Jack pulled up the girls shirt to right under her chest, cutting down a line straight down her stomach hesitantly. "You have, yeah..."
He seemed hesitant about it, Jack not wanting to ruin their date with a screaming girl as her stomach was cut open. Usually, he took his time on these things while they were asleep, and he didn't worry about the blood or gore. But his crush was sitting right across from him, on a date with him.
This was his chance to show to Sans that he could be his boyfriend, and he didn't want to screw it up by making Sans grossed out by his sharp teeth biting into a liver or anything.That's why Jack had spent almost an hour trying to pick our clothes before he ended up wearing his exact same outfit, he was nervous; so nervous that he had ended up throwing up before the date from his anxiety.
"So..." Sans said.
His fingers lightly tapped against the top of the table, trying to find something to talk about. What were good date topics? The weather?
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Shadows Of Remorse (CreepyPasta x Undertale)
Fanfiction(This is the sequel to Sans' House Guests, you should go read that before you read this because you will be confused on what the heck is happening! Read the first story here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/192345936-sans%27-house-guests-creepypasta-x...