Shadows Of Remorse (CreepyPasta x Undertale)

Chapter 36 - Fun Times

Sans would have to be proud of Ben.

Ben had to admit he had been watching Sans for longer than a few days before he made his introduction. And watching Sans was just hilarious. Not only did the short skeleton make good, original memes, but he had an entire folder of them! When Sans was at work, Ben scrolled through them, and he ended up wheezing on the floor.

Usually Ben wasn't the one to be out about his jokes. Ever since he met an unfortunate end by drowning, he didn't like leaving the computer. Watching people from behind the screen, screwing with their games and computers gave him a laugh. But he didn't really go out and talk about it, he didn't act on it in real life.

This was the first time he really let it loose. Being with Sans was odd, but it really gave Ben a sense of confidence he didn't have outside of the screen.

Ben was a troll. That's what he liked to identify himself as. That one person online that knew the game better and screwed with people behind the safety of the game. The rare times he even came into the real world was to drag his victims behind the screen with him to kill them.

But this was the first time he ever used his trolling to this extent, on people he didn't really know.

And boy, it was fun. No wonder Sans did this so much, it was great.

Of course, Ben would have to say that Sans was better than him at it. Sans was somehow extremely manipulative when he wanted to be, It was a talent, really. Sans was more milupulative, a prankster that you couldn't beat. Ben learned that by watching Sans. If the skeleton wanted to, he could talk his way out of a lot of things. He was quick and cunning, smart too, Ben would never reach his level.

But Ben wasn't a prankster or a manipulator, he was a troller. He screwed with people and annoyed them to absolute death, and inconvenience their lives in the most impactful way possible. So of course Ben didn't compare. Although they both loved screwing with people, they went about it in different ways.

Ben knew he couldn't talk his way out of his situation. He wasn't getting out of there on his own, he wasn't as cunning as Sans.

However, annoying people...

That was his specialty.

It had only been an hour, from what he could tell, and it was going great. With a subway sandwich wrapper on the table, and rubix cube in hand, Ben was screwing with them to no end. As soon as they delivered the sandwich, Ben told them his real name wasn't Jeff, and that he would tell them his real name after he was done eating his sandwich.

Which he also happened to be a slow eater.

After he was done, however, he didn't stop there. He gave them a multiple choice question for his name, telling them they had four options. Xavior, Kyle, Alex, and Avander.

None of which were his name. But they didn't know that.

He could tell they were annoyed with him at this point. It had gotten to the point where they hadn't talked to him in a couple of minutes, obviously trying to come up with a strategy for dealing with him.

As they did that, Ben tried to think of how he would get out of this situation, He was no doubt in an armed facility with a lot of guards, and although he couldn't die, he could still be restrained. And bullets would probably sting if he was shot, he didn't like that idea very much.

How would he get out? The others would probably try and come for him, but he wasn't really sure how long it would take for them to notice that he's gone. And how would they even track him down? Ben didn't even know where he was.