Shadows Of Remorse (CreepyPasta x Undertale)

Chapter 33 - Driving Time

Hanging out with serial killers was pretty interesting. At least everyone had calmed down from the 'protect Sans with millions of pillows' incident, since they let him actually go around again. In fact, they even let him take Jeff's knife to him! That did end with a dead body, but hey, they got a new car now.

But unfortunately, that meant that Sans would have to teach Jeff to drive in it.

The pillows came in use, as Sans shoved a couple by his feet. You know, just in case. He also made sure to have his seatbelt firmly tucked in. They had checked the car for any trackers or anything, and tinkered with it so it wouldn't connect to the police station anymore. Jeff kept reciting the Bee movie over the walkie talkie in the car, it was becoming a problem from how often Police Officers would demand where the officer that owned the car went.

With Jeff in the driver's seat and Sans in the passenger, they were ready. Sans had taken them to a remote country road where the killer could get some driving in without any interruptions.

"So, the car is already started, did you adjust the seat and the mirrors?" Sans asked.

"How do I do that?" Jeff asked, "Is there a button?"

"No, you have to do it manually."

"How do I..."

"That's the windshield wiper, Jeff."

It took a few more minutes to get his seats and mirrors adjusted so he could see through them, and it took him another couple of minutes to tell Jeff that no, he cannot run over people yet.

Finally, they were ready to actually drive.

Sans took a deep breath, hugging a pillow against his chest. "Okay, so you want to first put your foot on the brake to- that'd the gas, Jeff."

"Whoops," Jeff laughed awkwardly, switching over to the brakes before pressing his foot on it. "How long will it take me to be able to both drive and throw knives out at people that I can't run over?"

"At this rate, don't count on it," Sans said, "Now you want to switch the lever over to the slot labeled 'd'."

"For d*ck?"

Jeff gave Sans a wide grin. Okay, that was a bit funny, he would admit.

"Not exactly," Sans laughed, "But for drive. I don't think this car would be gay anyway."

"Yeah, I mean we're already inside of it," Jeff said.

"Did you just-"

"I did." Another wide grin from Jeff.

"I should have replaced Papyrus with you a long time ago!" Sans laughed, "This is way more fun than teaching him to drive!"

"I feel like that should reward me with being allowed to hit just one person with this car, just one. Maybe, this is off the top of my head, but maybe a girl with black hair and-"

Sans gave him a look. "Not Jane."

"Darn it."

Jeff was extremely fun to be around for Sans. He was like a fun younger brother that had no limits, it was great to watch. Sure, Jeff tried to kill his girlfriend on a number of occasions, but he did that before Sans had even met Jane.

"Jeff, you can't drive while you're on your phone!" Sans said, "You might crash."

"Bloody Painter asked me where Ben is, he says they were in the middle of playing mario kart. Without me, seriously guys?" Jeff growled, frantically typing on his phone.

"You aren't exactly the best person to play video games with, I mean," Sans said, "Remember last time I played with you? You actually tried to eat my controller."

"I didn't try, I succeeded," Jeff said.

"You broke it apart into small pieces, and mixed it into a smoothie. I still have to pick up that new blender. You can start driving n-OW!"

Jeff had suddenly pressed hard on the gas while Sans was talking, lurching the car forward and making him yell out the last part of his sentence. The trees around them started to fly past the car as Jeff pressed harder on the gas, speeding up further.

"FOR ALL TOBY FOX AND HIS FOLLOWERS ALMIGHTY, SLOW DOWN!" Sans screeched, pressing himself back against the seat.

"I'm only going 60!" Jeff said.

"Oh, only 60!" Sans said sarcastically, "My bad, I thought we were going at how fast you and Jane are to insult each other, but I guess you can just speed up?"

"I can kill so many people with this! It's like a torpedo!" Jeff laughed as he tore down the road.

"Who in their right mind would give you a torpedo? I'm regretting giving you a car!" Sans yelped.

"Who said that they would give it to me? Stealing is always an option!" Jeff said, briskly turning right and making Sans and himself jerk to the left side of the car.

"If I die, I'm giving Sally all of my money," Sans started saying, "Slender can have my wigs to put on bald, bald head, and my room can go to SeedEater! In my will I'm adding that I don't want you to ever drive a car again!"

"I'm only going 70 now!" Jeff said.

"This was a mistake, slow down!" Sans said, "This road is 55!"

"Fine, I'll go down," Jeff said.

He slammed on the brakes and they both shot forward, only the small seatbelts in the car allowing for them to not fly through the windshield. They both were thrown back against their seats, Sans gripping the pillow while Jeff started laughing.

"That was fun, let's do it again!" He said.

"No!" Sans yelped.

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If I can get a stable number of people on here, that would be amazing! This server isn't only about Undertale, it also had an art corner and a fanfiction corner to help with writing! There's so many great features on here, and if you feel like there should be something more, than you can @ me and we could talk about how it would improve the server! I have my trusted friends and editors helping me with this, and you guys could chat with me about this story, possibly voice chat with me, and even maybe play some games with me and other people who also like this story!

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