Shadows Of Remorse (CreepyPasta x Undertale)

Chapter 19 - A Zoo

"I swear to the lord himself if you choose a zoo because of Harambe, I'm going to skin you alive," Jane muttered when Sans pulled into the zoo parking lot.

"I doubt you'd be able to skin me alive, you might ruin your nails!" Jeff taunted, sticking his tongue out at her.

"Guys, we're here, knifes away and look human!" Sans said.

The zoo was bustling with people, parents holding their children closely as they walked in through the gates. It was an odd choice, but none of the CreepyPasta actually aimed for the zoo. Maybe it was just their preference, or they just never bothered, but it just seemed to slip from their minds.

"I can't believe you're going to make me walk with a leash," Smile growled as Sans opened the car door, letting the dog jump from his lap onto the pavement. "This is dumb."

"It's required, and it makes us look more normal," Sans said.

"Says the skeleton," The dog grumbled.

It was hard to get everyone there, judging by the amount of people and the series lack of car seats.

They really needed another car.

The solution was to cram everyone into the seats as much as they could. Sans, Smile Dog, and Sally got the front respectively, and the three proxies were jammed into the seats behind them. Laughing Jack made himself invisible to the normal humans and wrapped his arms around the car before ridding the top of it, and Ben just chilled in Sans's phone. Slender, sadly, couldn't come, there was no way for him to blend in. He couldn't pass as either a human or a monster, and he was too popular to be in public, as someone could easily pinpoint the legendary slenderman. That also eliminated all of his brothers.

Flowey was also in the front, wrapped around Sans's arm once again and his head rested on his shoulder. Jeff was actually sitting on the floor in front of the proxies while Jane was stationed in the back with Eyeless Jack and Bloody, it was practically like a clown car. They even had a clown on top of the car, so that description fit surprisingly well.

"I've always wanted to see an otter!" Sally giggled, getting out of the car.

"Half of these animals eat my kind, ugh," Flowey grumbled.

"My back feels like Jane's face, disgusting," Jeff muttered.

"Sans, you should ride on top of a car with me, it's fun!" Laughing Jack giggled, jumping off from the top of the car.

"No thanks," Sans said, turning towards the serial killers all climbing out of the car. "You remember all of the rules, right?"

It actually felt weird, looking at the killers who had to dress normally. They looked so normal it was actually uncomfortable for him, he was so used to the cut smile, and the dripping empty eyes, that looking at them with the makeup and hoods made him feel like that wasn't them. They looked too normal, he didn't like it.

"No killing, no biting." Sans shot Smile Dog a look when he said the second part, the dog simply grinning at him in response. "No kidnapping, no scaring, no threatening, no drugging. If the police catch one of us, Ben will alert the rest of us and we scatter just as fast as we do when Offender comes over. And if that does happen, I don't know you, none of us do and we're going to leave you behind."

"Okie!" Sally said, grabbing Sans's free hand.

"Remember, our story is that we're believers in polyamorous relationships, and Sally is Toby's and my daughter and I'm pregnant with Jane's."

"How exactly could you be pregnant with a girls child?" Jeff asked him.

"Skeleton stuff, we get pregnant through soul reproduction, which will be very interesting to a police person and make them forget whatever made them suspicious," Sans said, "And Smile Dog is a dog who was abused by his last owner and was saved from it before we took him in. Everyone got this?"