When We Have Sufficiently Tortured Each Other

Twitter Talk..

You walk directly to the kitchen, Cate follows, you turn to her
"No, you sit, relax"
You say sternly yet kindly

"Oh"
She says in a playfully shocked way, fluttering her eyes comically & bringing her hand to her chest
"The nervousness disappears"
She adds before heading to the couch, sitting before rummaging through her bag

"Wine Mrs Blanchett?"
You say in a jokingly professional yet cheeky tone looking at her

she stops searching her bag to look up at you & grin
"Oh, why yes please, I'll take a glass of your finest cheap wine"
She says in the same way you asked her crossing her legs daintily

"Oh fantastic choice"
You say, maintaining the playful act & tossing a cloth over your arm funnily to add to the character as you bend down to get two glasses

"Actually"
She says, you pop just your head up from behind the kitchen island funnily.

She breaks character letting out a exhale of a laugh, her body relaxes briefly before she shakes it off funnily as she takes in a deep exhale, straightening back up to continue
"I'm feeling quite a bit luxe this evening & after that superb service, I'll take the bottle...but! Only if you'd join me in sharing it"
She adds, winking (her unique wink) making you weak at the knees, her grin widens as you slowly (struggle to) stand & smile back at her

You quickly pull yourself together to continue on the acting/role play/possible flirting?

"Oh that sounds lovely! How could I refuse a beautiful woman like yourself"
You say as you place the two wine glasses on the counter top.

"Oh you are too kind"
She says with a smile followed by a half nod before she goes back into her bag.

You turn toward the refrigerator & hear her typing on her phone
Just as you are about to open the door to retrieve the bottle

"Cate Blanchett could ruin my life & I would thank her"
She says in low sexy matter of fact way

Your stomach drops at the familiar sentence.
That's one of your tweets....
Oh god.

You open refrigerator door & grab the bottle which is a complete challenge in itself after what you just heard.
Your whole body feels almost numb, you are terrified to turn around.

The refrigerator door closes & causes you to jump, scaring you & forcing you into reaction
"I-"
You let out shakily as you begin to slowly turn, your heart thudding in your ears

"Well if ruining your life would get a thank you, I'm curious to know what on earth will these carousing times deliver"
She says with a playfully cocky tone to her voice, just as low & raspy as before but more light & flirty.

You exhale as you complete your turn, looking toward her blushing.
Hoping she won't see your pink cheeks under your makeup

"Jesus. I don't even know what to say"
You say as you partially cover your face with your hand & exhale trying to calm down/shake off your fluster

She chuckles
"Oh & I found -
'I want Cate Blanchett to step on me'
- quite the statement"
She says in a pleased way,
continuing her self pleased chuckles

"God this is too much"
You say, letting out a nervous breath/partial chuckle

"Oh yes I forgot that one!
'God is a woman & her name is Cate Blanchett'
that one was very kind, thank you for that darling"
She says with the smuggest proudest grin you have ever seen