I wake up, the tv saying 'Are you still watching "The Office"?' I press continue watching as I try to stand up. My legs are weighed down by something. I look down and I see... ORANGE? Oh wait no, not yet... WAIT NO. It's JACK. J. A. C. K.
Why is Jack on me? Oh yeah, drunk. That's right.
"Psst... Jack..." I whisper, poking him. He mumbles something as he looks up at me.
"Oh! (Y/N)! Sorry for uh..." He gets up and composes himself.
"I'll just... I'm hungry." He was so close to leaving god dang it.
"I'll make us something then, I would say that if I had something to make." I sigh, he just had to stay and not leave.
I get out my phone and look for places that deliver.
"We can do Panda Express? Or Taco Bell, McDonald's, I think Carl's Jr. delivers too..." I keep scrolling through the options.
"OO OO OOOOOH! Let's get us some panda AND Taco Bell!" I sigh, why both? Oh but I got a plan.
"Okay, I'll order them." He thanks me. I order them and watch the office while we wait.
Time skip brought to you by Taco Bell
The Panda Express people came first. Here we go.
"Hi, you said you're paying with cash right?"
"Yes sir I am! JACK GET OVER HERE." The panda person looks back at Jack coming over.
"Is he your..."
Oh no, but oh yes.
"No no!" I giggle. "He's my..." I whisper close to the panda person. "Escort."
Jack overheard and starts to explain himself.
"No no no no no! I'm NOT an escort!"
"Ok, but I need to be paid."
Oh he is getting it now for cheating.
YOU ARE READING
Annoying Orange x Reader
Random"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH" It was that laugh, his sweet laugh made me fall in love with him." In this fairy tale, you encounter Annoying Orange at one of his movie trailer reviews. You were in the front room, not being seen by the camera.
