Are you kidding me

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I banged on my brothers' door.

"WHaaaaT!?" Sawyer answered.

"Don't use that tone with me you butt! this is important!" I nearly screamed

"Sorry, "mom", gee, come in, coffees on the table.

"Ooo! is it Starbucks?!" Luke cheered.

"Yeah," Sawyer said, he coughed, "white girl."

I chuckled a bit.

"Wheres Dyl?" I asked

"Sleeping," he responded

"It's 11?" I questioned

"Beautiful, sometimes you sleep till 2." Luke added

"Bruh." I said back, I took a sip of my coffee, then filled a bowl of water and went to Dylan's room.

I spilled the cold water on him

He woke up yelling. "WHAT THE HELL?!?!"

"Rise 'n' shine sleeping beauty, this is important now get up." I said.

"God damn" he got up and went to the restroom for a towel.

"Sorry bro but this is important," I said.

"So important that you woke me up 2 hours earlier then my sleeping schedule?" he asked

I nodded my head, "what was the name of the docter that cat scanned me for the brain damage?" I asked.

"Umm, Dr. Heismen," Dylan replied
"First name?"

"Uhh, Richard." He said.

"Well, I'm guessing Dr. Richard Heisman needs to get his docters credential again because I went to bed without the shot yesterday and I remeber everything." I said

"Are you kidding me?" Dylan asked.

"Nope."

Luke came in, "I - why are you all wet?"

"Your girlfriend here woke me up with her Elsa powers." he stuck his tounge out at me, I did the same.

"Babe, look up Richard Heisman for me please." I said to Luke, he saluted me.

A few minutes later luke came in, "I looked him up, it says he's a well - known con artist, sells drugs and stuff, cops are looking for him."

I looked over at Dylan,I was in shock.

"What was in the shot you gave me ever night?" I asked.

"Something called -80piyanki, I think" Dylan replied.

Luke looked it up, "god, it says if you take enough you'll go mentally insane and forget everything you've ever known."

"Is that why in the hospital I had mental breakdowns?" I asked,

"Possibly." Dylan responded.

"Whats the docter name?" Luke asked.

"Richard Heisman." Dylan answered.

"Holy .. Richard Heismen I remeber that name!"

"What?!" I asked.

"Richard Heisman! My brother was friends with him! He was a total bastard! He works at chipotle now."

"Well, why are we standing a around for! Get in the car!" I shouted.

"YAS! Chipotles life" Sawyer budged in.

"Not the time," I padded his back

We were soon at the restraunt.

Luke stormed up to Richard punching his face.

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