WOSO One-Shots

Snapchat is a Bitch (Lucy Bronze)

"Lucy stop it. I can't be sore before weights tomorrow. Those supposed to make you sore, not your horny girlfriend." I say, lightly hitting her in the head.

She stops kissing my neck and looks up at me with THOSE eyes. "I fucking hate you and those eyes, but I can't say no."

She starts kissing my neck and I open Snapchat and make a video as she is laying sloppy kisses down my jawline and to my ear, where she lightly bites it and then she continues putting sloppy kisses all over my neck, that's where the video cuts and I quickly post it.

That night was amazing.

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I wake up to my phone non-stop vibrating.

57 New Texts From: Mama🐻, Mommy🐻, Mama Steph⚽, Mama C🥅, Lanna🦘, Tobito the 🌯, Christzen🤳, Sammy🦘, Maia🏠, Mal Pugh👉Pugh, Jam Bro #1🎸and more...

I open Mama's text first.

You are an idiot. This is the stupidest thing I've seen you do.

And that better not be Lucy Bronze.

Then Mommy's.

You are officially the stupidest person in the world. This could cost you your scholarship.

Then Mama Steph.

Make a joint facetime with Carli and I. Now.

Then Mama C.

Joint facetime with Steph and I. As soon as you see this.

Then Lanna.

Slingin' it with the British, ey?

I then reply.

Haha, you know it.

I then continue reading the texts.

Tobito the 🌯- You are actually dumb.

Christzen🤳- We need to talk.

Sammy🦘- Damn. The British. And her. She is a good one.

Maia🏠- Our facetime needs to be rescheduled.

Mal Pugh👉Pugh- You are an idiot. (Even though she is hot.)

Jam Bro #1🎸- If I was in America, I would slap some sense into you.

I start by facetiming Mama, Mommy and Maia. All three pick up instantly.

"Hey, fam," I say.

"You are so stupid. Imagine if your snapchat wasn't private and this got out." Mommy says. She seems a lot calmer than Mama.

"Why? Just why? Help me understand your decision-making process here." Mama says.

"What's funny is, I wasn't thinking-"

"Don't use that charm," Mama says.

"Look. I love her so much. And I know she loves me. So I wanted to show the world."

"That's a stupid reason." Maia spits at me.

"If y'all are just going to give me shit about this decision, that I know was stupid, then I'm just going to hang up." They don't say anything, so I hang up.

I start to tear up a little bit. My own family hates me.

"Hey, what's up?" Lucy says, getting out of bed too fast for what happened last night.

"So I kind of posted a video on Snapchat, of you kissing my neck and the family isn't too happy."

"Aw, shit." She says, rubbing the back of her neck.

"Also Mama Steph and Mama C want to talk."

"Well, I'll be here for you."

"Let's get this over with."

I start the call and they both pick up within 10 seconds.

"Hey, Mama Steph, Mama C."

"What's up with you kid?" Carli says.

"What do you mean?" I say innocently.

"Don't act all innocent. Look, I know you love Lucy and you want to show the world, but there are better ways." Mama Steph says calmly. "Can we talk to the both of you?" She adds.

Lucy comes into the frame and I cuddle into her.

Steph speaks first, "This was very immature. You aren't horny, straight teenagers. Lucy you are a professional player and a role model to so many. And Savannah, you are on a scholarship for you dream college. You can't mess this up. So think before you make a decision like this again."

"Okay Mama Steph."

"I totally agree with Steph. Just think." Mama C adds.

"I love you two. Talk to you later."

"Love you!" They say in sync.

I hang up and then turn to Lucy, "Two down. Too many to go."

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That was probably one of the most interesting days I've ever had. It was alot of phone calls, and about 1000 dollars more to my data plan.

"You know, I still love you." Lucy says.

"I just fucked up." My phone goes off and it's a notification that I've been tagged in an Instagram post.

tmz_tv: BREAKING NEWS! OL STAR LUCY BRONZE DATING ASHLYN HARRIS AND ALI KRIEGER'S DAUGHTER, AND COLLEGE JUNIOR, SAVANNAH KRIEGER-HARRIS? @savannahkriegerharris @lucybronze

"Lucy..." I show her my phone.

"Shit. Shit. Shit."

"I have an idea." I click on the paper airplane thingy and select share to my story.

Thanks @tmz_tv ! I'm glad I finally get to come out and say this. Yes, Lucy and I are dating. The way your putting it, there seems to be something wrong with it. Is there?

I then send it out to the world.

Less than ten minutes later, I get a notification that my story was shared by TMZ.

"Wow. Babe."

"Even though Snapchat is bitch, I'm glad."