The Parents

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*At the Elmore shopping mall*

(Y/N):*Behind store shelf with her sister*Okay,you know the plan?

Anais:*nods*

*Just soon as their mom leaves the cart.Anais ran in and try to sneak pack of sweeties into the car,however Nicole stops her.Giving (Y/N) a chance,she's been waiting for.She comes in form the other side and tries to dunk a pack of chips,however stop her just in time.*

Anais: Now!

Nicole: Huh?

[Gumball and Darwin summon out of the shelves, and Richard crashes through a box of cans, accidentally splitting his legs. They are all each carrying a box of treats]

Richard: Ow.

[Gumball runs up to Nicole and fails to combat her, as Darwin tries to reach into the cart. Nicole tangles their arms and chokes them, and Richard comes up to the battle, ending up tangled also. The trio gets thrown off. Anais, from behind, tries to sneak her box into the cart. Nicole notices and kicks the cart, catapulting the product away into Darwin's arms. She then slams the fridge door into Darwin's face, stuffs Richard into the fridge, and kicks the flying product, launched by Gumball and caught by Anais and (Y/N), into a mess of marshmallows. She roars]

Gumball: Why can't we just have one treat?

(Y/N):Yeah,I agree with,Gumball.It would be nice to have one shopping trip,where we don't have to reenact a Japanese movie.

Nicole: Because it's the end of the month, and I work a dead-end job where I get paid peanuts.

[All sigh]

Nicole: That's not a figure of speech, by the way. [Shows wallet full of peanuts]

Gumball: Then why are we even here?

Nicole: Because I asked for an advance on my next quarter, and they said "Yes." [Shows a quarter]

Anais: [Sarcastically] Great! I know a place where we can get a full shopping cart for twenty-five cents. It's called the eighteen-sixties. [Frowns]

Nicole: But not if you're shopping for a good deal. [Sniffs around]

Darwin: What's she doing?

Richard: Sniffing out a bargain.

(Y/N):Wh-What?How?

Richard:Your mom's family always had this super ability to save money. I mean, she had a bowl haircut until she was six, but her parents didn't want to wear down a good bowl, so technically, she had a "doing a handstand in a pothole" haircut.

Nicole: [Sniffs, notices] Aisle thirteen. [Reaches behind shelf] Ha-ha-ha! [Drags out box of corned beef]Corned beef!

Anais: [Reads can] "This can can be opened by women of reasonable intelligence with limited male supervision"?

Nicole: Well, they're from the sixties, but look, only twenty cents for the whole pallet. I guess times were easier then if you were a man and not a minority and were comfortable with the constant threat of nuclear annihilation. Ha, how things have changed, huh?

All except Nicole: [Inhales] Mm...

Nicole: [Dejectedly] Yeah.

[The box of corned beef is being dragged by a man at the other side]

Nicole: Hey. Hey! [Pulls back] This is our food for the next month.

Daniel: Back off, lady! We saw it first!

Nicole: I grabbed it first!

Daniel: Just leave it already. It's ours!

[Nicole generates muscles and pulls the box with all her might, cleaning the shelves off of items. Nicole gasps, as the scene reveals her parents]

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