All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.
A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.
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Sarcastically Weird
HumorThere are a lot of things in this world that are funny. My life is something that used to be funny. But now, hopefully, this collection of whatever the fucks is funny. But you know I may just have a really low sense of humour so I find everything...
