Writer's Block: *dating some woman by the name of Melissa*
Melissa: You seem kind of okay I guess.
Writer's Block: Thanks! Let's go to Pizza Amore! Best pizza restaurant!
Melissa: Okay.
At the pizza restaurant....
Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Writer's Block: *looking at the menu* I believe I'll have a large cheese pizza, and a Coke.
Waiter: Okay, and for you, Ma'am?
Melissa: I'll just have a meatball grinder, and a water with lemon, please.
Waiter: Okey dokey! Why are you dating a loser like him?
Melissa: My thoughts exactly. He's not really my type.
Writer's Block: I'm good enough for you, right?
Melissa: I don't think this is gonna work out, Writer's Block. Sorry. Can I have my meatball grinder to go?
Waiter: Of course!
Melissa: And, I'll take a Diet Coke with me!
Waiter: You got it! Well, pal, looks like you're eating alone, tonight! Don't you feel stupid!
Writer's Block: I feel like such an idiot. *breaks down crying*
Waiter: *laughing* What a loser!
Melissa: Yup! *laughing*
Writer's Block: *still crying*
This story was written on September 15th, 2019.
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