WTF!? NARUTO IS REAL!?

Time Gap

A/N: there will be some implied adult content. I have also decided to do the Naruto Shippuden movies for this fic. And possibly end it there.

That is all.

Time Skip about two years
Mina's POV

It's been a few years since we've come here in the Narutoverse and all of us have been training like crazy.

Once Pein, Konan, and Obito found out the truth of their lives, they were livid. After a few months in the 'real world' they cooled down enough to forgive each other and themselves, setting their sites on Zetsu. Who escaped when they realized that those three were in another world they could not follow. Deidara also went missing for some reason or another.

Danzo was also convicted against his crimes against the Hokage as well as all the other crimes that came to light, Root was split when his crimes went into light. We showed evidence of his misdeeds as well. And only evidence of his past misdeeds.

To say the least, the Clan heads were not pleased to know that they were very close to getting destroyed. Danzo was immediately convicted. Of course right before his execution he ran with most of Root. Sai thankfully sought help with those who didn't agree with Danzo and were set free with the help of Jiraya and me.

Oh did I mention? Jiraya helped me become a Fūinjutsu expert. Not master quite yet, but I'm getting there! Yamori has helped me develop my lightning technique up a level or two.

Sakura mastered most of Aito and her grandmother's water techniques and is being seen over by Tsunade to see if her newly found water techniques can be used in medical ninjutsu. Sakura even said that she was close to achieving the 100 seal mark.

...

Sasuke. Naruto. I wish you the best of luck.

My sisters are also upping their game. Lili has even more knowledge with how to use her air and wind abilities with her Kenjutsu or sword style. Often times Naruto and her swap jutsu ideas and test each other out. Asuma would too but...

He mysteriously disappeared upon death.

Shikamaru said that a person in a hooded cloak and a mask took him and disappeared. Neither the mask person or Asuma have been seen since. Shikamaru and friends still went after Hidan and Kakuzu sadly. They still killed Asuma. And so their fate was sealed.

Never mess with a pissed off Ino-Shika-Cho. Never.

Anywho! Ro has brought her fire abilities to a very scary point that The Forest of Death animals fear her. Literally! Fear! She doesn't even have to use hand signs! Just a flick of her wrist and there's either a bonfire or a freaking fire circle! It's terrifying!

But also awesome cause s'mores! 😁

She also cooks popcorn and other foods with Hinata and me as we now don't have to use much of the stove or oven when cooking. Electricity bills have dropped since we both developed a seal that is able to light up the room like a regular light.

Willow has been the one to grow the most though. She can make different types of crystals with different abilities (to which she sends us on occasions), she's the first one of the Kenka sisters to achieve Sage mode with Kumo-kun. Apparently she also learned how to read the earth. Or something like that. The letter she sent explained little. To what I know the earth gives her visions when she meditates.

It's Awesome! Though her vision is limited to sensing those she's close to, kinda like virtual reality!

With the Akatsuki repurposing as it did, Nagato one by one brings back the Jinchuriki with his revival jutsu as he slowly recovers from receding from the Pein persona.

Ume, Kisame, (the lovebirds, who've been married for almost a year) and Obito (he decided to liaison between worlds and help those he could in atonement with what he's done) then takes the newly revived Jinchurki to live in the 'real world' for a few weeks or months recovering with the task of trying to befriend their Bijuus. Gaara reunites with Shukaku who begrudgingly lets him sleep more.

They simply missed each other I know it! 😚

All in all besides two crazed psychos and Slyra running around the Five Elemental nations...

Life was good. Life was pretty good. So why do I have a very bad feeling?

"Oi Clumsy" looking up, a familiar face pops up. Giggling slightly my silver haired Jounin hugs me from behind.

"Hey Kaishi" he nuzzles my cheek.

"What's bothering you?"

"Just have a bad feeling, I don't know if it's because I'm paranoid of something going wrong or or something" he hums turning towards him as I wrap my arms around him, starting to pout "what about you?" Wagging a finger bopping his nose softly "Mr. Always late for home and occasionally work"

"Maa, maa. You know I've been busy helping out. Just like you've been busy trying to get your seals approved to be used by civilians" he points out.

"I'm trying to normalize Chakra so if there's no need for ninja at least using chakra and jutsu is normalized into everyday life" he nods "how you doing? You didn't call like you usually do"

(I got our phones to work! Calling is much more easier in close range, and texting is much easier in long range... Gotta fix that...)

"That sounds good, I was busier than usual. Have you've heard of those with Kekkei Genkai going missing. Immediately I freeze. "Ah. So you have" starting to hold him tight he pats my head reassuringly.

"I'll be fine" I know he's lying.

"Don't lie" he sighs tiredly. "Obito will kill you if you die"

"Kind of pointless if I'm already dead" he chuckles with a soft glare he sighs. "Alright, Alright" he cuts himself off. Tonight I'll have to check on his puppet seal and transfer it. "Want to go to dinner? Before I leave for the mission?" Nodding we go to Ichiraku's.

Ordering Eggplant miso soup and a plain miso soup. We eat quietly. Teuchi-San looks at us worried. Shaking our heads we sign that we are alright.

He's unconvinced but leaves us be. Once we go to the apartment we start to consume each other in a dance.

A/N: Warning of implied mature content.

"You have a mission tomorrow" I gasp as he takes off his mask flinging it away.

"I'll be on time, you? Maybe not so much" giving him a soft electric shock he chuckles. "Would you like..."

Groaning softly at our own roughhousing to the bed it was hard to concentrate.

"I hate that you discovered that"

"Yes or no for tonight?" The silver haired bastard mischievously smirks as he whispers it near my ear. Shivering I give a soft nod. "I don't know what you want if you don't voice it" glaring he simply smirks. Looking away embarrassed I start to speak.

"Yes I'd like to add it tonight" he laughs

"Was that so hard" pulling his hair closer to my face, I kiss him.

"Shut it or I'm hiding your Icha Icha paradise agh-ahh"

The night lasted until we couldn't anymore. I was completely exhausted.

"Were you purposefully trying to get me exhausted?" He stays silent until he pulls me close.

"Maybe" I shock him a little rather annoyed before falling limply to darkness.

Damn it. Fuck him.

Wait? Isn't that what we were doing?