The Them time!
Adam: America's an island.
Brian: And Earth's a frisbee.
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Wensleydale: That's not a corner, that's an angle.
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Wensleydale: If you're cold, go sit in your corner, its 90°.
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Brian: You slapped me in the head four times two seconds ago.
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Adam: Everyone should say falafel.
Brian, Wensleydale, Pepper: Falafel.
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Pepper: I picked up the poor orphan boy and realized the true meaning of Christmas.
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Adam: I think we should sue the apple company.
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Pepper: We need to sharpen a pair of baby scissors and have them become baby death scissors.
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Incorrect Good Omens Quotes
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