Aziraphale: Everything's going to Hell in a basketball.
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Adam: Are you stabbing my narwhal?
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Crowley: Life is one of those fun for four-second things.
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Aziraphale: Don't die, it's a bad idea.
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Pepper: Who would have guessed I had to do math?
Adam: We're in math class.
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Newton: I can say symmetry, but not the axis of cemetery. Oops.
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Shadwell: What did the nut say to the other nut? I'ma cashew.
*starts laughing at his own joke while everyone else is silent*
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Adam: Hi, my name is Wensleydale and I have an abusive relationship with Adam's calculator.
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Aziraphale (to Crowley): You especially broke it this time.
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Crowley: Crowley killed his legs.
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Aziraphale: Crowley, stop killing your employees.
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Brian: Sometimes I wonder if math teachers just give us questions just to get the answers themselves.
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Wensleydale: It's just like if you want to be a serial killer or a millionaire.
Adam: I'd be a serial killer AND a millionaire.
Pepper: You can't be a serial killer millionaire.
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Aziraphale: Whose hands would it be at?
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Ligur: Death by coleslaw.
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Crowley: Woah! It's a polka dot tree.
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Adam: You're a kind of shrimp.
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Gabriel: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
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Aziraphale (to Crowley): I'm sorry, but your alcohol was in my way.
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Crowley: I'm like an abused puppy. You punch me in the face, but I follow you home and sneak into your room and stab you—WAIT, NO, NO. I follow you home and never leave you alone. That's what I meant to say.
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Mr. Young: *Doing taxes* Piles of stress. I eliminated three piles of stress.
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Crowley: Life is like competition. I hate it.
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