I Don't Care What You Meant! (Joker Male Reader x Cheater Raven)

My Last Laugh Part 2

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Joker's POV:

Y/N walked towards Raven with that dreaded smile across his face, the Huntress pulling her own blade from it's sheath as she activated her Aura. They both darted at each other, swinging at one another like blurs. Raven easily blocked the wild swings, swinging her red blade across the pale skin along Y/N's cheek.

Putting two fingers against the lengthy cut, Y/N pulled them away and his smile faltered, his (F/C) Aura flaring up as his eyes narrowed. He felt the cut heal while his other hand dug out another knife from his jacket.

Y/N: Maybe I should've gotten my shots when I visited that clinic of yours.

Raven: Why? Why did you kill all of those pe-

Y/N: Because I enjoy your company! I knew that mess would get you moving. Besides, that place needed some real smiles for once in it's miserable existence.

Running at her, Y/N raised both of his knives, the metal razor sharp. Raven raised her blade to block, but one of his blades slipped under it while the other rested on the top. Her eyes widened just as he pushed and pulled on both of them, the Dust blade snapping like a twig and it's energy surging out to blind her.

Backflipping away, Raven pushed the handle into the sheath, but jumped back again when Y/N sprang at her. Another blade locking in, Raven pulled up a green blade and Y/N was blown back into the air as the wind Dust shattered, landing onto another roof below them. Looking up, he saw Raven leaping down to him with sword cast downwards towards his chest. Rolling onto his feet with Raven's blade skimming the cloth of his coat, Joker spun around to face the Brawnwen and kicked her in the ribs, a yell of pain escaping her.

A small knife springing from his shoe, Y/N went to kick her again, but Raven pulled her sheath up and caught the knife in-between her sword blades. Yanking it back, Raven grabbed him by the collar and slammed her head into his, blood spewing from his nose. Stumbling back, Joker caught himself before turning around. Reaching into his jacket, he pulled out a small paper bag, the sides slightly bulging out.

Joker: Here, Rave! Have some party favors!

He tossed the bag over to her and when it hit the ground, marbles rolled out towards her. Raven quirked her eyebrow... just when the marbles started exploding! She felt the roof starting to buckle beneath her just as one of the marbles rolling against her feet, exploding beneath her! Raven screamed as her Aura practically vaporized in the blast, both she and Joker falling into the Asylum, all while his laughter echoed in the black.

Qrow's POV:

Qrow leaped out of the way just as Bane ran past like a locomotive, Weiss flipping over the brute with her glyphs with Summer on her tail. Bane stopped himself before taking hold of one of his armored cars. Qrow's eyes widened when he saw the brute hauling the thing up like it was a paper ball!

Bane: Like the upgrade?

Weiss: How-

Summer: Move!

The Huntress tackled Weiss out of the way just as Bane threw it, the crushed truck just barely missing them both. Qrow breathed a sigh of relief... until he heard Bane's roar. He looked up just in time to see Bane leaping at him, the Venom glowing through his skin. Qrow pulled his arms up to block the blow, but the impact of Bane's fist knocked him away into another car!

Bane: You and your sister have been thorns in my sides for too long, parásito. How could I even believe that you could be anything more than a nuisance?!