17. "fuck you on scales you can't even begin to understand"

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three participants

aspie
harrison osterfield!
your assistance is required!

hazza
not quite the message i
typically open my phone to
but sure

aspie
i need baby photos of
tom asap

hazza
why

tommy boy
harrison don't u dare

aspie
a little game i like
to call revenge

tommy boy
aspen please

hazza
how many you thinkin?

tommy boy
haz!

aspie
like 5-10

hazza
embarrassment rating?

tommy boy
harrison! you're supposed
to be my best friend, don't do
this to me

hazza
what? send embarrassingly
bad photos of you to the girl
you like?
[message read by tommy boy and aspie]
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tommy boy
i-

aspie
on a scale of 1-10?
a solid 11

hazza
coming right up

tommy boy
haz you're an ass

hazza
you're only just realising
this??

tommy boy
aspen i'm sorry this
isn't necessary

aspie
yes
yes it is

hazza

hazza

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