so i'm back from camp 😎
it was pretty rad
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some guy brought a fucking accordion
like bruh how did that fit in your suitcase
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also accordion kid got a standing ovation just for saying that he didn't like fortnite
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also we were doing henna and my friend let one of the guys draw on her arm
he wrote "ITCHIN' & BURNIN'" and now it's going to be on her arm for like at least a week, so she can't wear short sleeves around her conservative parents-
he also drew the mcdonald's logo and a hydroflask on her arm, and freckles on her face
AND he drew the hydroflask logo and "sksksk" on one of the leaders' arms
that same leader and one of the other leaders decided to try and draw a hickey on one of their necks thinking it wouldn't work
spoiler alert: it worked
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also, on the way there, my friend called a random number that she saw on a sign and almost ended up renting an apartment-
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also on the bus i overheard this:
"do you want to finish my lemonade?"
"does it have cocaine in it?"
"would i be giving to you if it didn't have cocaine in it?"
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the same guy who offered the lemonade started screaming with excitement because there was a home hardware in the area where we stopped for lunch-
w h y -
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also someone joe mama'd the staff
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also i had my most intense paranormal experience wooooo
we were playing a game at night, and for that game we had to find a certain person, so me and my one friend were walking down a path trying to find him
we ended up getting pretty far away from camp, and we saw silhouettes in the distance so we were like "oh there must be people over there"
the silhouettes were gravestones. we bolted out of there the moment we could see them clearly
but the scary part is that we both swear that we saw someone with a flashlight in there
so at first we were like "okay this is creepy but it might just a be night guard"
but then later when we were at the campfire, i felt this intense feeling of being watched, to the point where i was close to crying
and every time i went into the forest after i saw the person, i felt this weird feeling of dread
and if that wasn't bad enough, the next morning, my other friend told me that she and a bunch of other girls looked out their cabin window and saw a random man that nobody had ever seen before running through the woods
so yeah i'm kinda glad to be home-
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anyway listen to beetlejuice
