i know that on the outside he's disgusting...

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and even on the inside, he's disgusting

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protip: when someone threatens to hurt you, respond with "kinky" or "please mommy/daddy". this will startle your opponent and give you time to escape.

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i'm probably going to fail my chemistry test today woooo

but it could be worse right?? at least i'm not a high school junior wearing men's size thirteen nikes

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tag yourself i'm top left beetlejuice

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