texas yeehaw boulder (spam 2)

im your freestyle dance teacher

what's up?

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i miss a quiz for my accounting class on friday bc i was busy and i'm supposed to do it this week but like,,, i don't want to-

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cassandra: (committed treason, is a huge threat to both her kingdom and herself, in desperate need of guidance)

her dad on an island somewhere:

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when you don't get to talk to your internet friends as much as you want to during the day, so you try to stay up at night to talk to them, but you literally can't force yourself to stay awake that long :(

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nobody:

my parents, showing me videos that are basically just the same few overused coronavirus jokes over and over again: now THIS is comedy

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an old man tried to sniff my friend (a sixteen year old girl) 's hair yesterday at work

we hate it here

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the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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alright bye