Supa Kidz

A New Day

Long ago, in a time where kings still ruled the land, there was a knight. Legend has it that this knight served under no Lord but himself. He fought for the safety of everyone for he saw them as his people. The legend goes on to say that he even invaded hell itself and slayed demon after demon. It wasn't until he got to the demon king himself, did he fall weak. The demon King approached the knight and lifted his sword. He then laid upon waste and ruin on....

"POMPADOUR!"

Theodore "Ted" Yelawolf shot up from his bed as Peterson "Pip" Romero crashed feet first through his bedroom window. Pip rocketed past his face and slammed feet first into his sliding closet door, bashing it open and crushing everything inside. Pip stood atop the pile of rubble triumphantly, as if he didn't just cause a couple hundred dollars in property damage.

Ted was used to his best friend waking him up early every morning, but he could never understand his absolute refusal to walk in the front door like a regular human being. In the past he had been woken up via trapdoors, collapsing ceilings, and even a giant hole in his wall, and that was just this week. Stranger still was that, somehow, any damage Pip caused was miraculously fixed before his dad came home.

Sighing Ted stretched out before slowly sliding out of bed. "Seriously man," he said with a tired yawn "All of my shit was in that closet." Pip seemed unphased and kept grinning his usual stupid grin "I think you'll be able to survive without your comic books and pornographic magazines for a few days, now dress yourself lest we be late for the first day of school." To others it might seem that Pip was a little odd in his speech and most definitely in his mannerisms, but Ted knew that overall Pip was a stand-up guy. Although...

"I might have a little trouble with that seeing as all my clothes were in my closet too."

Pip grinned wider before holding up a neatly folded pile of clothes, complete with boxers and socks. It was his favorite outfit too.

"Sometimes you scare me Pip. How do you pull shit like that?" Ted said as he changed out of his pajamas.

"Weeks of meticulous preplanning and observation" Pip replied as if it were the most obvious answer in the world.

Ted knew better than to try to get a better response from his blonde friend and made his way into the hallway and downstairs into the kitchen. To his surprise, His dad was gone and neither Josephine nor Oscar was in the kitchen. He figured that they finally grew used to Pip and were able to sleep through his wake-up calls. He noticed a note on the fridge and pulled it off; Pip had helped himself to the bread and placed two slices in the toaster. The note was from his adoptive father and was one of his usual notes.

"Dear Kids,

I had to leave early for work today; lord knows why they need me at such an ungodly hour. Make sure you get to school on time; I'm not spending that obscene amount of money for private school only for you to get kicked out for being tardy on the first day.

Also, I'll be home a little late as I'm working overtime. Don't know why, it's not like it's enough to get me promoted out of this miserable position. Dinner's in the fridge or you can order out, it's not like I care if you eat my cooking or anything.

Sincerely,

Dad

P.S. Ted please make sure Pip doesn't break anything."

Ted sighed, he loved his adoptive father, Ketter Yelawolf, and would always be grateful that he took him in, but did he always have to be so...crestfallen. Today was the day Ted started attending West Wood Academy aka WWA. He was a freshman finally and was not ready at all for what was to come.