them doing things that happened at my school

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so don't ask many questions-

isadora: *talking about a book* so everyone in class is saying this he's gay but he obviously has on that girl!
klaus: yeah, he may swing for both but her definitely likes her!
quigley: i-
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the quagmires: *walking through the courtyard*
violet: where are you guys going?
duncan: sneaking into the gym
klaus: wait here we'll meet you in a second.
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kit snicket: so why is quigley absent?
duncan: so funny story- he tried jumping over a trashcan again and broke-
sunny: fractured!
duncan: fractured his collarbone.
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sunny: *looking for notebook paper* oh look, i found my sunchips, they're like a week old. want some?
fiona: why wouldn't i
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quigley: and then i text her "dude stop cursing my mom's right there"
klaus: storytime chronicles
quigley: chronicles?
klaus: yeah chronicles
quigley: what's that
klaus: like a series... right?
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fiona: why does the class smell likes this
beatrice baudelaire (mom): someone tried making microwave ramen but forgot to add water
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violet: explain to me why the hallways smells like shit
duncan: somebody shit on the wall by the boys bathroom
violet: makes sense.
violet: wait wHAT?
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quigley: so i'm currently fighting a tik tok addiction
beatrice II: i've never been so disappointed in you
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klaus and isadora: *working at the media center checkout*
carmelita: *walks in with her class*
klaus: get down!
klaus and isadora: *crawls to the room next to them to hide*
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baudelaires and quagmires: *talking on the bus*
busdriver: *turns to the last bus stop*
random kid: OUCH MY FUCKING FOOT
bus: *goes in reverse and stop*
everyone: *gets up to look out the window*
sunny: we ran over his fucking FOOT-
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quigley, duncan, and klaus: *goes on their google doc to talk*
quigley: search tim x moby
klaus: don't do it duncan
duncan: *does it*
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quigley: name three times i lied last year
sunny: saying you didn't like my sister
sunny: saying you weren't dating my sister-
quigley: tHAT DOESN'T COUNT
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jaques: thank these students from another class for coming to give us a presentation!
klaus, beatrice II, quigley, duncan *not knowing they were even going until less then five minutes ago*: i'm sorry what-
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violet: so you're telling me, carmelita cheated on her boyfriend and had like 5 other crushes she was talking to?
quigley: yeah basically
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duncan: i'm right okay
duncan: i did it in my head
quigley: well i don't trust you so i'm gonna write it out
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quigley: so our bus almost just exploded
quigley: what are we supposed to do
violet: well the engine overheated so idk
*starts pouring*
*about a hundred kids scatter to take shelter under porches*
Q's, B's, and others; *uses umbrellas to build wall to block rain from blowing into their area on a porch*
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duncan: *searches uwu during test*
klaus: *looks from halfway across class* wtf dude
duncan: idk man, just go with it
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violet: *trying to do test*
count olaf: SO I SAW VIOLET'S MOM IN THE PARKING LOT YESTERDAY WITH YOUR LITTLE SISTER...
count olaf: *wraps arms around violet* I TOLD HER "i looovvvee violet"
violet: *instead of starting test, searches sexual assault*
quigley: *searches assault* i gotchu
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don't take the last joke too seriously but that teacher is kinda a creep with me so my friends kinda worry about me during that class, hence the googling.
so all these things have happened the bolded names are things that i have said.
HAVE A NICE DAY LOVES 💚🐢.

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