Stop being sarcastic!!!

chp 1: Stalker

Three girls of around 20 years are seen walking back from college.

"Adhya, Taniya... Do you know what?"  Noor, one of their friend chirped.

"What?" Adhya asked boringly, because she was damn sure it will be something related to love cause being her a hopeless romantic.

"My crush, one of the college popular boy, Azaan asked me out." She almost shrieked while filling them with details.

"Ohh, so when is your date?" Taniya asked trying to sound as if she is interested.

"Today evening." She said showing away her 32 pair of teeth.

"First of all stop showing your incissors and cannines. I know you brushed your teeth." Adhya said making her smile flatter.

"And regarding date, you are not going. What say Taniya?" She spoke nonchalantly.

"I'm in with you." Taniya replied within a second.

"Why? Yaar he is such a hottie!" She said dreamily looking in the sky as if she is able to see his face up there.

"No means no. My word is final." Adhya said making her pout in annoyance.

"I want to go." Noor whined in a childish way making the other two shook their heads at her chidish antiques.

"Noor, why are you hell bent upon dating a testosterone reactant? Don't you know his reputation with the girls." Adhya tried to knock some sense in her brain.

(Testosterone is a male reproductive hormone.)

"But he sounded genuine." Noor said making both the girls groan in response.

"No desperate, I would say. Cause you are emotionblind." Taniya said making Noor glare at her.

"Yaar, just think it will be so nice." Noor said with a dreamy look on her face.

"Yaa, he will take you to a restaurant carrying your embarassing self. Then finally his neurons will pass will pass the electric signals and the motor neurons will do the work of bringing him on his knees. Seeing that your adrenaline will rush in full speed and you will be shocked. To remove you from that non-epinephrine will be secreted and when he will say that three stupid words your tear glands will pour salty water and you will hug him. If your oestrogen and his testosterone goes up many more things can happen, which I won't approve. " After completing her rant Adhya looked up to see Noor looking at her with a boring face while Taniya busy scrolling her mobile.

She just sighed.

"You know, it can be said in a more romantic way. He will go on his knees and propose you and you will hug him out of happiness leading to an unforgettable night." Noor said with a far away look in her eyes.

"But no you have to bring your lover biology in between and now all the time, I would be busy assessing which hormone is responsible for my response." Noor said with a accussing look in her eyes while Adhya grinned in response.

"Uggh.. I am not going. Besides you are right, he is a player." Noor said with a sad face.

Adhya passed her cutest smile making Noor smile too and they started walking further.

Suddenly a scary looking guy held their way and offered Adhya a red rose.

"Adhya.. I love you." He said with a shy smile.

"Huh!! Is he the bride or what?! Why is he blushing? I know it's my job, but hell I would blush for him. Weirdo!!" Adhya thought in her mind.

"I am not interested. Get a standard man." Adhya said and tried to walk away. But he held her wrist and twisted it slightly making her wince in pain.